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Offline WindAndConfusion

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hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 02:30:05 PM »
Try searching YouTube for "women drivers." Hours of counter-progressive fun await.

Woot, free parking!
How is that even possible?
Go, Speed Racer!
Bam-Bam! Bam-Bam!

Here are a whole lot of videos of stupid people trying to parallel park, occasionally to the sound of sarcastic German kids laughing at them.







Also, not women:



And in a similar vein, this.
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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 03:09:20 PM »
Wow.  Those were all ridiculously funny, but what's really amazing is HOW MANY VIDEOS THERE ARE OF THIS STUFF.  I kept looking through the searched stuff and there was like 6,000 videos or something.  Granted probably not all of those will be applicable 100%, but I looked through pages and pages and just kept finding more.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 06:20:58 PM »
That first one... what was she doing?  She was just sitting there forever.

The speed racer one... the guy is waving his arms like crazy to stop and the person just keeps on coming.  What a moron.

Bam-Bam... That whole thing was just the lady trying to turn around and get out?  Hahaha!

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 07:42:02 PM »
A new one just got sent to me:
Anger Management
Bam-Bam... That whole thing was just the lady trying to turn around and get out?  Hahaha!
She also hits a parked car in the lower-left of the camera's view. Three separate times. Maybe also another one in the upper-left, but it's hard to see.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 08:29:23 PM »
Women cannot drive. They just don't grasp it. I'm not sexist or anything, there are lots of things that women are better at than men, but driving definitely isn't one of them.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 22, 2007, 11:56:25 PM »
I think saying that *all* women can't drive is ridiculous (just as it would be saying that *all* men can).  I know plenty who drive really well, and I'm even acquainted with a few who really dig cars and stuff.  Actually, I once briefly dated a chick who was more the man in the relationship than I was.  I was working on literary projects and writing poetry while she was getting greased up over an engine block.  Still, it's impossible to argue with someone when they say women can't drive.  People will try, and feminists everywhere will do their damnedest, but the proof is all around us.  Sure, plenty of women drive just fine, but ask yourself this: how many women do you know that can even drive a standard car?  That statistic right there will get you started on the path to realizing the rest of it.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 01:50:14 PM »
you know who cant drive? those friggin slant eyed bastards. get the fuck off the road yellowman!

hate those guys.



good food though.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:10:27 PM »
keeb with our powers combined we could rid the world of those freaks.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:19:08 PM »
keeb with our powers combined we could rid the world of those freaks.

But theres so many of them! Havent these people ever heard of a condom?!
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:36:49 PM »
They are animals, don't expect them to even know what condoms are. Our main problem is their amazing math skills, but if we take away their calculators then we will be victorious.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:42:19 PM »
Fool! You forgot to take their Abacus's!! You've doomed us all!
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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:48:52 PM »
HA! All part of the plan. I constructed a giant abacus to round them all up:



Soon it will be teeming with them.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:51:43 PM »
Excellent. Now we wait like the spider waits for her prey.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 03:43:59 PM »
Women cannot drive. They just don't grasp it. I'm not sexist or anything, there are lots of things that women are better at than men, but driving definitely isn't one of them.
I posted this thread under the assumption that no one on this forum was actually this retarded.
you know who cant drive? those friggin slant eyed bastards. get the fuck off the road yellowman!
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Keeb, Ghandi, from now on neither of you are allowed in my threads.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 04:17:06 PM »
Well, you know what they say about assumptions.

Also, I'm totally posting in your thread.

Also, I now feel much better about turning the thread into an eleborate plan to capture asians using an abacus.


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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #15 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 04:49:06 PM »
i'm in yer thread!
posting dem posts!
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #16 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 05:32:09 PM »

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #17 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 06:41:33 PM »
This thread totally wins.

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Re: hilarious misogyny / YouTube is turning me into a terrible human being
« Reply #18 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 10:39:58 PM »
This thread totally wins.

Agreed, my sides are hurting now.  ;D