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Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:04:30 PM »
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Gaddafi says Coke is African

Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi claims Coca Cola is African and wants a share of the money.

He says Coca-Cola should pay a percentage of every can or bottle sold to governments across the continent.

Speaking at a celebration marking the seventh anniversary of the African Union, Gaddafi said: "The essential ingredients for Coca Cola come from African plants and so compensation must be paid to us."

The Libyan leader is known for his bizarre claims and in the past claimed William Shakespeare was actually an Arab immigrant to England called Sheikh Zubeir.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:08:33 PM »
I didn't even know this guy was still in power in Libya.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:14:55 PM »
I must admit I didn't either. It is like the comics stopped making fun of him.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:24:31 PM »
Which begs the question: why?  He's obviously still funny.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:45:59 PM »
lol Que.

I guess George Bush just makes for better material.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 10:52:01 PM »
Better is relative.  Personally, I'm fucking sick of hearing about the guy.  Not because I care about him one way or the other, but because I'm just fucking sick of hearing people talk about him.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 11:12:55 PM »
I know what you mean. Anything I hear too much of starts irritating me. It is a bit of a backfire for the comics.

That's why I don't watch TV too much save Leno and Conan. The rest I download/buy.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 01:19:40 AM »
Honestly, I can't stand comedy these days.  There are very, very few comedy shows (as in late-nite or standup stuph) that I can stomach.  They're either boring, offensive, or overly political, and nearly all of them just aren't that funny.  90% of Comedy Central is dead to me, and I used to watch the channel pretty much all the time 4 years ago.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 03:11:18 AM »
I find Conan hilarious still.

Leno is ok, but I watch it for the extra stuff he does. That's about it. I hate Letterman. Interestingly enough, it was announced that Conan was going to replace Letterman in a few years.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 06:12:03 AM »
There is this comedian I love named Mike Birbiglia.  You should check him out Que. He's not really political or ultra crude.

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 07:13:51 AM »
Haha Pug you just reminded of the Arabic name "Zubair" haha

The name's literal meaning is "Lion" (it's one of many names that has that meaning). However the two syllabels "Zub" and "Air" are both just different words for "penis" in colloquial Arabic :P Basically it's "Penispenis"

So people have stopped naming their children "Zubair" for obvious reasons. It's a pretty old-fashioned name now.

But yeah, that Gaddafi is pretty hilarious :P He even looks kinda funny ;D Although I agree with him on this one only because I'd love to see multinational corporations get screwed!  >:D

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 07:56:06 AM »
Hey Xessive you've heard that Robin Williams concert right? The one where he compares Colonel Gaddafi to Colonel Sanders from KFC? That was hilarious.

"They call him Colonel Gaddafi. Sounds like he should have a terrorist chicken franchise."

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 10:02:33 AM »
Hey Xessive you've heard that Robin Williams concert right? The one where he compares Colonel Gaddafi to Colonel Sanders from KFC? That was hilarious.

"They call him Colonel Gaddafi. Sounds like he should have a terrorist chicken franchise."
Haha I remember that :P Robin Williams is awesome :)

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Re: Sheikh Zubeir?? haha
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 10:09:38 AM »
Robin Williams is amazing. I saw RV, which sucked, but Williams almost saved it.