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The Haiku Thread
« on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:52:42 AM »
You should write a post
in the form of a haiku.
Subject: anything

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:54:08 AM »
Very well, I will
I can't think of anything
Damn, I can't do it.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:58:13 AM »
Don't feel too badly.
Haikus aren't easy to write.
It's the thought that counts.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 12:00:51 PM »
For those that don't know,
it should be Five-Seven-Five.
Count the syllables.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 01:33:26 PM »
Poopy diapers
Sniffing coke off a clowns boner
Silence

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 01:54:35 PM »
Don't mess up the thread!
We have a good thing going.
I am now disturbed.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 05:56:50 PM »
Haikus, new concept
I don't know how to word one
But I will try it

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 21, 2014, 08:50:22 PM »
This is Rupture Farms.
I gotta get outta here.
Hello. Follow me.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 07:48:34 AM »
"Praise the Sun!" he said
Defeat the darkness and blight
Idol refuses

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 05:58:46 PM »
Haikus are quite cool,
but better in Japanese.
Learn a new language.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 06:01:03 PM »
That sounded snarky.
I really didn't mean it.
Or maybe I did.

Also, idolminds:
you should be praising the sun.
Get to it, asshole.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, July 23, 2014, 08:16:57 AM »
I will get to it.
This is probably a lie.
I procrastinate.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 24, 2014, 01:27:49 PM »
Zelda and Kirby
Got them from a Best Buy sale
3DS good times

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 24, 2014, 03:18:57 PM »
Motherfuckers come,
Motherfuckers go away,
Only bitches stay.