haha, well no...
i might as well go into detail. we went to a live sex show where a girl pulled a rather long, multicoloured shoelace out of her vag, then a couple fucked on stage. later we went to a place called "the bananabar", where we had vibrators shot at us and tried to catch them, then put them in our mouths and used them to fuck the performers. i also ate a banana out of one of them, watched a girl write a postcard without her hands, gave another an all over body massage with baby oil and got a hands-on naked lapdance. my gods, that place was incredible. one of my friends got a hooker and after a few drinks, my resolve weakened and so did i... i probably shouldn't admit that, but fuck it, better to regret what you have done rather than what you haven't.
consumed loads of drugs, drank and ate far too much but i feel very relaxed after the last few days. i'm back home now and i can safely say that it was my best trip out there yet.
