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Offline ScaryTooth

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 01:56:00 PM »
That chick is smokin'

She has the look I like. Cute. Not a ton of makeup, awesome smile. Heart.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #41 on: Sunday, February 08, 2009, 11:07:30 PM »


Highlights:
The owner dresses as a doctor and the employees dress in slutty nurse outfits
instead of a salad bar they have an all you can eat fry bar (cooked in lard of course)
they even coat the buns with lard

video is worth it if just for the nurses

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #42 on: Sunday, February 08, 2009, 11:23:49 PM »
The sexiness of the nurses is somehow offset by a bunch of fat people shoveling food into their mouths.

 ... but it was still worth it.  Damn, a couple of them chicks was foxy.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #43 on: Sunday, February 08, 2009, 11:59:35 PM »
I would so eat there at least once.  I can also kind of get behind the guy's philosophy.

This thread also made me think about DrSbaitso.  He's not around anymore is he?

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #44 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 12:00:15 AM »
I haven't seen Sbaitso in forever.

And yeah, I'd eat at this place once.  At least I would if I didn't think it would tip me over the edge and kill me, which this probably would.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #45 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 12:10:24 AM »
DrSbaitso was great, if for nothing else than because he matched his avatar so wonderfully. But he hasn't been on for ages. It's a shame.

We've lost so many good men.....*tear*

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #46 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 12:13:06 AM »
I know.  You gotta' love a guy who names himself after an obscure pack-in that came with the original Sound Blaster like 15 years ago.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #47 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 10:59:12 AM »

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #48 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 10:27:31 PM »
Heh, that's brilliant.  Brings back memories.  Though mine were probably slightly less angry and profanity-riddled (ironic, no?).

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #49 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 11:47:42 PM »
Waaaaay before my time. Entertaining though.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #50 on: Monday, February 09, 2009, 11:50:49 PM »
Yeah, I'm even younger than you. But still quite funny.

I just hope that Dr Sbaitso didn't eat one of these burgers. That could explain the disappearance...

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 01:58:51 AM »
I vaguely remember the name Dr Sbaitso, but when I first saw DR. S I didn't remember where the name came from, and I never messed with the program myself.

That link was a great read with some good laughs.

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Re: The Quadruple Bypass Burger
« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:32:09 AM »
I thought the reemergence of this thread was going to be news on the guy in the photo, that he died on the table having a quadruple bypass.  Pity.

And yeah, that girl is pretty cute, but I imagine at the end of her shift she smells like shit.