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Special => Help => Topic started by: Antares on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 08:07:40 PM

Title: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Antares on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 08:07:40 PM

What should I do?

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:00:37 PM

Stop setting your dick on fire.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Ghandi on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:16:12 PM

Stop touching yourself at night.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 10:02:54 PM

Suck out the poison.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 11:37:23 PM

Quote from: idolminds on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:00:37 PM

Stop setting your dick on fire.

For some reason I read that as "stop sucking your dick on fire."

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:01:48 AM

You have issues.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: JacksRag(e) on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:07:44 AM

Go see a doctor.  Could be some kind of inflammation or something.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: beo on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 08:19:50 AM

switch to a non-citrus fruit for your fruit fucking escapades.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Cobra951 on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 01:19:10 PM

If you can determine that it's nonspecific urethritis and get antibiotics *without* seeing a doctor, it will be infinitely less painful.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Antares on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 06:48:29 PM

hehe, cool it even highlights the answer I choose.  I like this forum.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, January 11, 2008, 08:50:10 PM

I'm glad that you come to us for your medical advice. HMO's be damned. This is probably the first place that I would go if I had medical problems from excessive fruit-fucking.

Title: Re: It burns when I pee.
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, January 11, 2008, 10:26:11 PM

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT KEEBLER'S NEW GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT?