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Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« on: Friday, December 07, 2007, 10:23:59 PM »
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Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
Wednesday December 5 2007 15:19 IST

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LONDON: A woman broke into a prison facility to have sex with her husband!

The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of December 2, but was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave.

According to sources, the couple romped in the inmate’s cell.

An inquiry has been ordered into the security breach at the all-male jail.

“She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her,” The Sun quoted a source, as saying.

“He took her into to his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it. Then while she was trying to leave she was spotted.

“She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail!” the source added.

The woman’s husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

A Prison Service spokesman said: “A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill open prison. The intruder was challenged by a staff member.”

“A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating,” he added.

No... no pics. : (

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 01:33:23 AM »
Damn.  We need to know what she looked like to determine exactly how funny this story really is.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 01:38:07 AM »
I'm going to guess she looked rather man-ish, otherwise how does she sneak into an all male prison and only gets caught trying to leave? Either that or Worst. Guards. Ever.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 02:00:28 AM »
How exactly do you sneak *into* someone's cell? Aren't there....bars? Or some sort of door-like device to keep the prisoners in?

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 02:21:00 AM »
This is England. The most dangerous things criminals do there is... well... nothing really.

I actually read that societies where sex is open and not treated as a taboo have far lower crime rates. I guess people are just happier.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 02:38:19 AM »
I actually read that societies where sex is open and not treated as a taboo have far lower crime rates.

Nonsense. Sex is evil. We must not let our kids see the boobies!

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 03:03:27 AM »
Says the whore.  :-[

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #7 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 03:10:20 AM »
I actually read that societies where sex is open and not treated as a taboo have far lower crime rates. I guess people are just happier.
I have a question about that, actually. In Saudi Arabia (or anywhere else they have widespread polygamy), what's it like for young men? Especially for young men who don't get any sex? I ask because I've read that the majority of suicide bombers are young males who've never had sex and who might be gay.

Are there brothels everywhere? Is porn sold by shady-looking men in overcoats, like drugs are here? Are the streets teeming with dangerously undersexed young men?

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #8 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 06:41:55 AM »
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I've read that the majority of suicide bombers are young males who've never had sex and who might be gay.

Well being gay is a sin in Islam, and most of these suicide bombers know that pretty well, so I doubt they'd be gay. I personally wouldn't relate suicide bombing to a lack of sex, but more to other frustrations and a lack of understanding of their own religion.

A Muslim is supposed to live his life by two things. The first is the Quran, and the other is Hadith. Hadith are basically incidents from the life of Prophet Mohammad, that express his philosophy. A Muslim is supposed to look at these documented incidents, and take example. Hadith can range from things Mohammad did, to the sentiments he expressed. Muslims follow hadiths mostly put together by a scholar named Imam Abu Bukhari, who dedicated his life to putting all authenticated hadith together.

As a child in school at Saudi Arabia, I had Islamic Studies as a subject. Here are some brief versions of hadiths that I was taught as a kid, which I believe most Muslims are taught growing up. I'll keep them short, and am just relating the ones that apply to suicide bombings, burning embassies over perceived insults etc.

1. There was a woman who would regularly throw trash on the Prophet whenever he passed by her home. She hated him for whatever reason and cussed his name out in public. Yet the prophet chose to ignore her. When his companions asked why he didn't have her punished, he said that her act was innocuous and could be solved by compassion. (Yes cheesy, but you get the point.)

2. The prophet's closest companion, Omar was walking through a mosque with his bodyguards when he nearly stepped on someone in the dark. The man automatically cussed at Omar. When Omar's guards tried to hit the man, Omar stopped them claiming it wasn't the behavior of a Muslim. He said that the man's only crime was cursing his name, and shouldn't be met with violence. (Doesn't directly involve the Prophet, but sends a message)

3. Someone asked the Prophet his thoughts on committing suicide. The Prophet replied by saying that the act wasn't allowed under any circumstances. He said a person taking his life was immediately going to find himself in the fires of hell etc.

4. Finally on the killing of innocents. After winning a war against an opposing tribe that had killed the family members of those who followed The Prophet, Mohammad was asked what should be done with the prisoners. The Prophet said that Allah had instructed that the survivors not be harmed. And that all children, men and women be treated justly and with as much kindness as possible.

The prophet said many times that under no circumstances were innocents allowed to be harmed during a period of war. He stated many times that women and children were protected especially, as were the elderly. All those males who had not raised arms against them were protected as innocents.

Also men of the cloth were protected, whether they be Jews or Christians. Any person in a religious building like a church wasn't allowed to be harmed. Heck I even remember reading that buildings were protected as were monuments. Basically any one or thing that didn't raise arms directly against was protected.

5. A group of people from a tribe that was against the prophet were hiding on the land of the Muslims, eating what livestock they came upon. When they were discovered, the Prophet let them go with respect saying,"Any person that eats our salt and lives on our land, is to be treated with the respect of a guest."

Yea so those are some of the hadith I learned before I was ten, at school. Most of those are taught to 90% of the Muslim kids in the more developed countries. My point is, that Muslims aren't allowed to kill innocents like women and children, or men who don't direct harm at them etc. Suicide is also not allowed. Heck you are supposed to treat foreigners better when they are on your soil. And if the prophet didn't burn people for cussing his name, or mocking him, then what gives these pricks the right?

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Are there brothels everywhere? Is porn sold by shady-looking men in overcoats, like drugs are here? Are the streets teeming with dangerously undersexed young men?

There is some truth to what you say, but I wouldn't go that far. Everything is possible behind closed doors.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #9 on: Saturday, December 08, 2007, 04:38:12 PM »
That was enlightening.  Thank you for sharing it.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #10 on: Monday, December 10, 2007, 01:10:57 AM »
Sorry for the delay, I forgot I was reading this thread. And thanks for all that, although you (mostly) missed the point of my question.
Well being gay is a sin in Islam, and most of these suicide bombers know that pretty well, so I doubt they'd be gay.
That's the point - homosexuality is a sin, so any young man who might be gay is easily pressured into proving his righteousness by becoming a "martyr."
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I personally wouldn't relate suicide bombing to a lack of sex, but more to other frustrations and a lack of understanding of their own religion.
I'm not attributing suicide bombings to any one thing - I'm just wondering what it's like to be a sexually frustrated "loser" in a culture with relatively few sexual "winners."

I'm basing all of this off of a document that was published by the Israeli government. I have this vague notion that the Israelis don't much care for Islam, so I don't know how trustworthy it is.

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Re: Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!
« Reply #11 on: Monday, December 10, 2007, 01:15:55 AM »
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And thanks for all that, although you (mostly) missed the point of my question.

Well, yes, I did get carried away. I am still waiting your arrival in that other "god gives me a headache" thread.

But, yes it is possible.

Though they showed some history on the 9/11 attackers. Most of those guys had girlfriends and were having pre marital sexual affairs -- a sin in Islam.