ended up breaking up a really messy fight three times tonight. third time i had to grab some guy off a bouncer, stick his arms behind his back and drag him to the ground. unfortunately he had many friends. i got kicked and punched in the face a bunch of times, but the staff in the pub fucking love me though, and i woke up to free drinks and ciggies. the police had to interview me, and after they went through the bullshit and turned into normal people, i started chatting to them about how half the laws they uphold are bullshit, how i smoke and used to grow pot, and all this other stuff. i was drunk, but being middle class, i can make myself sound sober very easily. it was fun. had to go to hospital as a precaution. stole as many leaflets detailing interesting medical conditions and surgical gloves as i could (it was a long wait). staff from the pub came and picked me and took me home. which was nice.
also, unrelated, but adding to my ego - i fucked the hottest girl of my fucking career on saturday. perfect everything. she was even into punk music and stuff. doesn't give blowjobs though. not calling her.
on some really strong and really free painkillers right now, but yeah, in summary i am awesome. so fuck you.
