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Offline PyroMenace

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Chocolate Gravy
« on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 06:02:44 AM »
Alright so at breakfast at work there is this brownish gravy which I assumed was supposed to be like giblet gravy or something. Well I eat with a co-worker and he poors it on his eggs and biscuits and sausage, he calls it chocolate gravy. I immediately assumed that was their redneck translation of it, it looks like chocolate so why not call it that, whatever. Now this morning they had it out there again so I got some on top of my sausage and biscuits and try a bite, then the shocking truth hit me... it is chocolate gravy because its just that, made with chocolate. I didn't puke it up... it was for the most part edible... sort of, it was really unusual. About eating halfway into it I had to stop, I think my stomach was getting really confused of what the fuck was going on cause I started to feel queasy. Now the taste is still in my mouth... yuck.

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 08:14:52 AM »
Chocolate on eggs and sausage?  Oh, barf.

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:45:14 AM »
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. "

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 07:19:40 PM »
eeww..

Oatmeal with biscuits, sausages is a good meal... but chocolate... ahem.. maybe bitter chocolate but not sweet!

I had some really nice fudge last night..  first time i had something that good in a long time.. fudge is usually gross or just okay.
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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:07:33 PM »
Yeah, I think I'll pass on the chocolate gravy.  Gads.  And we wonder why our society is full of fucking fat people.  I'm fat enough and *I* wouldn't touch that.

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Offline ScaryTooth

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:09:36 PM »
Actually my Mom makes this every year for our Christmas breakfast. It's pretty much gravy with some cocoa in it. And it's awesome. I almost thought it was unique to my family, since my family are the only people I know who know what it is, and that make it. It's kind of a southern thing.

Offline Raisa

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:14:24 PM »
so you do have it with savoury things??
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Offline ScaryTooth

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #7 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:17:14 PM »
Maybe whoever made your gravy made it wrong or something. It's only supposed to be slightly chocolaty. And I put it over my moms batter bread. Nothing else. I wont eat it on eggs and shit.

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #8 on: Friday, January 04, 2008, 09:30:27 PM »
oh ok... battery bread - french toast?  that sounds good then..

you know what'll be nice with that? french fries.. crunchy french fries.
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Offline Antares

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 08, 2008, 07:09:56 PM »
You are both crazy.  Chocolate doesn't go in gravy, and gravy doesn't go on french fries, and certainly not on french toast.

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Re: Chocolate Gravy
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 04:08:28 PM »
This is kind of off topic, but Chocolate Gravy would make a great name for a black porn star.

Chocolate Graaaavyyy....