Topic: haha this would be cool if he does it again and again.

[Pugnate]

Man urinated on cash till

US police are hunting a man who stood on a conveyor belt and urinated on a till at a supermarket.

Witnesses said the man was standing in line at the check out at a ShopRite store in Chester, New York state.

He suddenly climbed on the belt, took out his penis and urinated on the till, reports the Times Herald Record.

Police responded to a report of indecent exposure but were unable to find the man who fled before startled staffand shoppers could act.

ShopRite officials called it an unfortunate incident and said the register was cleaned and disinfected immediately.

[Ghandi]

Thats disgusting.


...whats a till?

[angrykeebler]

Its the register you jack-a-ninny

[Xessive]

"Only thang that make my life complete when turn your face to a toilet seat!"
"...I'm gonna piss on you!"
"Drip, drip, drip down on you!"

Man, I miss Chappele's Show.

[Raisa]

 

[Cobra951]

Its the register you jack-a-ninny

Ah, thanks, says this jack-a-ninny.

I think more people should carry stun guns.  In this case, applying one to this weirdo's genitals may have a long-lasting positive effect on his behavior.

[Quemaqua]

I like the way Cobra thinks.

[Xessive]

Ah, thanks, says this jack-a-ninny.

I think more people should carry stun guns.  In this case, applying one to this weirdo's genitals may have a long-lasting positive effect on his behavior.

Haha I'm just picturing someone trying to zap his nads while he's pissing That would be messy

[Quemaqua]

Funny, I'm trying really hard *not* to picture that.

[Xessive]

Funny, I'm trying really hard *not* to picture that.

Hehe I sued to try not imaginbing things, but my abnormally graphic mind does it anyway, so I gave up trying to stop it I pretty much involuntarily pictured as I was reading Cobra's post

[Pugnate]

Ah, thanks, says this jack-a-ninny.

I think more people should carry stun guns.  In this case, applying one to this weirdo's genitals may have a long-lasting positive effect on his behavior.

With some luck, it might disable his ability to reproduce.

Funny, I'm trying really hard *not* to picture that.

hahahaha.

I pretty much involuntarily pictured as I was reading Cobra's post

As I read that, I pictured a black snake typing.

[Xessive]

Hehe I keep imagining Cobra as he was portrayed in G.I. Joe In that same blue outfit too

[Pugnate]