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Offline beo

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brain sex implant chip thing!!
« on: Monday, December 22, 2008, 03:31:10 AM »
finally someone's doing something useful with computers...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832642-36398,00.html

i think i'll buy one of these, hook myself up to a nutrient drip and, well fuck everything else. roll on 2015...

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 22, 2008, 07:46:50 PM »
Holy shit, society is about to collapse.  Seriously.

Offline sirean_syan

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 22, 2008, 08:10:05 PM »
I'm thinking this could be more of a weeding out of a certain type of people in society. It could actually be a good thing.

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 22, 2008, 10:10:48 PM »
Haha, yeah - fuck you Beo and the rest of your stinking chav friends.

That's who we're talking about right?

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 01:19:32 AM »
Syan has a good point to be honest. You could fix all those with sexual perversion issues. Like Andy Dick.


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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 03:14:29 AM »
But then what excuse will we use to fix the Andy Dick problem?

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:38:31 PM »
Cool. In University I volunteered for an experiement which involved cranial electrotherapy stimulation. Basically they zapped a part of my brain and my hand would move involuntarily, they pinpointed which parts of my brain moved which appendage. Funky stuff. It was part of a study to test relfexes and and gather some insight on Parkinson's Disease.

Interestingly enough they did discover that my body has an unusually high electrostatic charge; which explains why I get zapped everytime I try to open a door, push an elevator button, make any contact with conductive metals. A part of me wishes something went out of the plan and I miraculously wound up with Electric super powers.

What if that happens with the sex chip? We could potentially end up with a lusty Electro!!

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:48:46 PM »

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Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:57:48 PM »
Yea whenever winter comes I get a little zap four or five times a day. It is very annoying getting in and out of the car.