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Title: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: ren on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:10:34 PM
story later
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:12:29 PM
Snorting coke has its downsides.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: ScaryTooth on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:29:10 PM
Well, if you would stop sticking your finger up there.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:32:05 PM
Reading this thread, I realize that I know how to do basic neurosurgery now, but I don't know shit about repairing an artery.

Sorry. We'll have to put him down.

(-Student rodent brain surgeon, among everything else. I'm so shamelessly awesome.)
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 07:43:12 PM
It's emergency time!  I'll go get the circular blade.
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Post by: Antares on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 08:28:54 PM
I think we should solve the problem by bleeding the demons out of him.   I'll get my straight edge.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:04:03 AM
Quote from: ren on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:10:34 PM
it won't stop bleeding!

Yes that's what happens to some girls when they lose their virginity.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: idolminds on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:07:20 AM
Its been this long and no update.


Its a shame ren bled to death. I will miss him.






Dibs on his games.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:21:33 AM
Quote from: Pugnate on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:04:03 AM
Yes that's what happens to some girls when they lose their virginity.

Dude, I was just about to do a post about how Ren is having his period. Damn you.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Friday, December 29, 2006, 01:44:50 AM
Quote from: idolminds on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:07:20 AM
Its a shame ren bled to death. I will miss him.
I told you I was gonna put him down.
Quote
Dibs on his games.
Dibs on his organs.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: ren on Friday, December 29, 2006, 10:52:17 AM
I was actually waiting for a girl bleeding from there joke before I posted my not so interesting story. I knew it would be Pug to deliver.

so I was trying to open this window, and I failed miserably and my hand went right through it. I got a cut a few inches big and kind of deep in certain places. I picked out all the glass, it stopped bleeding after about 3 or 4 hours. the wound still isn't completely closed though.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: idolminds on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:12:07 AM
Thats when you get stitches, dude.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: ren on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:35:16 AM
but it's more closed than it was yesterday. so I'll keep waiting
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Cobra951 on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:40:55 PM
Um, your health? arm? life?  Don't fuck with that.  Go see a doc.
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Post by: iPPi on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:55:42 PM
Yikes...  Yea go see a doctor.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Friday, December 29, 2006, 02:27:19 PM
Quote from: ren on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:35:16 AM
but it's more closed than it was yesterday. so I'll keep waiting
You are retarded. Do you have any idea how many case studies and coroners' reports that start that way?

Anyway, it's not going to get easier to treat if you wait. At all. If it's going to leave a nasty scar, you're better off seeing a doctor.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Quemaqua on Friday, December 29, 2006, 08:09:42 PM
Seriously, I'm surprised your parents didn't rush you to the emergency room.
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Post by: sirean_syan on Friday, December 29, 2006, 09:05:16 PM
That sounds... fun?
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Post by: Antares on Friday, December 29, 2006, 09:58:26 PM
I say wait.  Chicks dig scars.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: ren on Friday, December 29, 2006, 10:23:29 PM
it's just a line like a paper cut for a lot of it, there's a little section that's deeper because the glass went in. glass was removed and I've been disinfecting it every few hours. the little section that wasn't completely closed before seems fine now. if it starts acting stupid then I'll get it looked at.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: idolminds on Friday, December 29, 2006, 10:29:25 PM
I'll be waiting for the "So I lost a limb" thread.
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Raisa on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:04:19 PM
doh!!!

i cut part of my finger off and nail three days ago.. today, i've ended up with 5 wounds which i got at different times.  I don't know what it is with today....  And most of the wounds i got, i have no idea how i got them.. I haven't done anything extraordinary..
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: ren on Friday, December 29, 2006, 10:23:29 PM
glass was removed and I've been disinfecting it every few hours.
Use triple antibiotic ointment, not hydrogen peroxide or alcohol. The latter two just kill a lot of tissue, which was useful in the nineteenth century for treating serious wounds that might otherwise become gangrenous but not so helpful for 95% of the stuff it's used for. (Also, bacteria love necrotic tissue.)

You may also be interested in maggot debridement therapy. (graphic image: wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy))
Title: Re: it won't stop bleeding!
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, December 30, 2006, 12:17:19 AM
Take one of those shards and make a long cut under your eye. Tell everyone you got it in Vietnam...err...Baghdad.