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Title: Living alone is awesome
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:21:58 PM
My Granddad died on Friday so my parents and brother went to England for the funeral. I stayed at home for many reasons, long story short, it just wasn't practical. (Nobody need give condolences.)

The first night was kind of weird. I've been home alone before but always knowing that somebody would come home a few hours later. I didn't know what to do, so I cleaned. I took every key off my keyboard and cleaned them individually. This keyboard is older than I am and I doubt anybody has ever cleaned it bfore. It's practically changed colours.

Then I took my favourite cd's and laid them across my table kind of like a tablecloth. It's tacky but looking at cd's makes me happy and it's much more interesting than a blank table.

Bed was weird. It was my first time going to bed in a completely empty house. I was oddly weary for no real reason but after the first night it was fine. One thing I'm completely paranoid of is locking myself out of the house. I have a habit of doing that once or twice a year, but now nobody's home so if I'm locked out, I'm stuck.

Cooking is awesome. I'm making such elaborate meals for myself. the first day I cooked beef stew which isn't elaborate at all actually. Then I made salmon filets with lemon sauce and fries. Today I made bacon cheeseburgers with corn on the cob and fries. Tomorrow, tacos! Cooking for yourself is just so satisfying. and I'm making really simple foods, but you got to start somewhere.

I didn't walk around naked though. One time I did that a few months ago. I'm not much of an exhibitionist, I prefer being clothed but just decided to for the fun of it. So I walk downstairs into the living room and see this girl delivering leaflets walking up to my door. She must have been about 15 years old or so. I totally forgot that I was naked and that the window is really big, and quite easy to see through. so I walk into the living room and she looks at me. I suddenly realize I'm naked and just freeze. she also freezes. I didn't know what to do so I waved. she ran away.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Quemaqua on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:24:40 PM
I suddenly realize I'm naked and just freeze. she also freezes. I didn't know what to do so I waved. she ran away.

That's the best thing I've read all day!  ahha
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:25:57 PM
oh, and showering with the door open is the bomb. I found out that my speaker wires extend to the bathroom so I get to rock out in the shower now. the showerhead is removable and works well as a pretend microphone too.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: angrykeebler on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:26:24 PM
You are so lucky the cops didnt break down your door.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:27:37 PM
Note to self: stay as far away from Ren's house as possible.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:33:23 PM
but...I have guitar hero and tacos
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: iPPi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:02:59 PM
That's the best thing I've read all day!  ahha

Hahahahahah.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: shock on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:03:58 PM
This thread makes me want to walk around naked in my dorm.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:12:20 PM
I'm just scared about the fact that this thread could have quite possibly been written by a naked ren.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Raisa on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 11:32:15 PM
lol... new found freedom. then you'll be all depressed when they get back, incentive to move out.


when i lived alone, i hardly made any meals.  I'd cook one meal a day and just munch on fruit. but my house was really nice and neat. 

Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:44:07 AM
The cops are so visiting you tomorrow, perv.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:04:13 PM
I know what you mean about walking around naked being very satisfying.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: angrykeebler on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:09:32 PM
I vote we all stop talking about dudes being naked.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:27:34 PM
Haven't you ever been alone in the house and just started walking around naked? In fact I am naked right now. I am home alone so taking full advantage.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: angrykeebler on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:31:41 PM
Haven't you ever been alone in the house and just started walking around naked? In fact I am naked right now. I am home alone so taking full advantage.

Stop. Please.

For the love of God, stop.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: shock on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 02:38:45 PM
*does naked dance around Keebler*

Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Ummm... Keebler wins. Let's stop.  ???
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Jedi on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 04:29:18 PM
I now know too much  :(
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: ren on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 05:41:55 PM
but I don't like walking around naked. that was the first and last time I ever did it.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: sirean_syan on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 09:53:37 PM
lol... new found freedom. then you'll be all depressed when they get back, incentive to move out.

So this is how we get Idol to move out. Someone send his parents a three week vacation somewhere nice just for the two of them.
Title: Re: Living alone is awesome
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, January 25, 2007, 12:22:20 AM
Sounds like a plan.  But I'm poor.