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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 10:15:51 PM

Title: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 10:15:51 PM: Linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=)

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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 03:05:26 PM: Well, it worked. This guy isn't going to come at all anymore, much less early. God, what an idiot.
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 03:19:04 PM: Ok, how the hell is the animal unhurt? Aren't hedgehogs pretty small?

And I just keep on having this mental image of it being a young sonic, and that's why he runs so fast and hate's the only human in the series.
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Quemaqua on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 03:44:08 PM: At least he just did it on the advice of a witchdoctor and wasn't just out humping hedgehogs for fun.
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: sirean_syan on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 03:58:49 PM: I believe an YTMND classic is appropriate for this story. (http://sonicsez.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 04:01:54 PM: Quote from: Quemaqua on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 03:44:08 PM
At least he just did it on the advice of a witchdoctor and wasn't just out humping hedgehogs for fun.

Are you sure about that? I've never heard of a Serbian witchdoctor.
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Xessive on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 04:04:58 PM: Man, that's fucked up. Even an idiot would have had a hard time believing that humping any animal (let alone a hedgehog) has anything to do with remedying any problem!
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Quemaqua on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 04:56:45 PM: If you're listening to a witchdoctor then chances are your intelligence level isn't too far up there in the first place.

And the fuck do I know about Serbia? They could have killer rodents the size of canteloupes for all I know.
Title: Re: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 09:06:47 PM: Like GPW I was thinking Sonic when I read this heh.