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Title: I am so angry I am going to cut off my penis.
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, March 16, 2007, 01:35:55 PM: linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2242335.html?menu=)

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Man cuts off genitals in drunken rage

A Polish man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.

Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a six inch kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka.

He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs.

But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.

He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body.

That actually scared me.
Title: Re: I am so angry I am going to cut off my penis.
Post by: idolminds on Friday, March 16, 2007, 02:04:12 PM: Thats going to be one HELL of a hangover...
Title: Re: I am so angry I am going to cut off my penis.
Post by: angrykeebler on Friday, March 16, 2007, 02:25:54 PM: wow.. I won't be able to order a Polish sausage at Costco without thinking about this story
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Post by: Xessive on Friday, March 16, 2007, 02:39:40 PM: Man.. Oh.. Man.. Geez man.. I mean it's not like his penis was stuck under a rock and he had to cut it off to break free! It was in a drunken rage! Holy.. Oh man.. That's fooked up!
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Post by: iPPi on Friday, March 16, 2007, 08:12:11 PM: Ouch.
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Post by: HxCeddie on Sunday, March 18, 2007, 08:28:55 PM: It's times like this that I feel ashamed to be Polish.
Title: Re: I am so angry I am going to cut off my penis.
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, March 18, 2007, 10:25:19 PM: I came into this thread hoping that you didn't cut off your penis, Pug. For your own sake, I mean. It's valuable.
Title: Re: I am so angry I am going to cut off my penis.
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, March 18, 2007, 11:55:32 PM: Quote from: Ghandi on Sunday, March 18, 2007, 10:25:19 PM
I came into this thread hoping that you didn't cut off your penis, Pug. For your own sake, I mean. It's valuable.

For the last time, it is not for sale.