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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Friday, April 06, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
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Ananova:
Masturbating woman disturbs students
Male students at a US university called police after a young woman walked into their house and started masturbating.
The woman went into a Michigan University frat house and began to masturbate on a couch, reports the Michigan Daily.
Fraternity president Dan Nye said fraternity members were eating in the dining room at the time.
The woman told them her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.
She was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."
No one saw her enter the house but the front door had been left propped open because it was being repaired.
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. At one point she was talking on her mobile phone.
She walked out wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police. By the time police arrived, minutes later, she had already left.
linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2269443.html?menu=)
In other news Idolminds has enrolled in Eastern Michigan University.
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That's pretty bizarre. And the girl must have been nasty or something. That's not how I'd expect most fraternity members to behave.
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That's my take on it too. Every frat I've been to would have formed a circle and cheered, if she'd been something to look at.
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If that happened here at the University of Tennessee, they would have formed a circle jerk, fucked her and not kicked her out. That's why we're awesome.
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If that happened here at the University of Tennessee, they would have formed a circle jerk, fucked her and not kicked her out. That's why we're awesome.
That word sounds so wrong... circle jerk.
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... that makes you awesome?
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... that makes you awesome?
hahah that's exactly what I was thinking. Need a raised eyebrow emoticon.
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Hehe I just have to post and say that I am reading and kinda amused by this really weird topic!
Ender, I would love to see the world through your eyes for just one day :P hahaha
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So, umm....was this some sort of "initiation" for the girl to join into some rival frat or secret soceity or some shit??? :o
And, Idol -- what is the first class you're taking at this college? :P
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Physiology of Boobs 101
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Physiology of Boobs 101
LOL!!!!
Are you teaching Idol's class??
I heard Professor Que's a good teacher.
His Demonic Poetry 101 class is good shit, I hear.
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I just looked up 'circle jerk' and wish I hadn't. :(
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You poor man.
And frankly, idol would be in a better position to teach a boob class than I would. It isn't as though I don't have experience, but his obsession is a good bit more concrete than my own.
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I just looked up 'circle jerk' and wish I hadn't. :(
ROFLMAO!!!
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I just looked up 'circle jerk' and wish I hadn't. :(
You looked up the definition and then looked at a video, huh? Curious? ;)
IM ON TO YOU
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I just looked up 'circle jerk' and wish I hadn't. :(
Boo! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia#List_of_paraphilias)
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My ass that's how it went down. I remember frat guys, and no way a girl would just go in there and do that without some kind of monetary compensation.
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There's one good reason why no one touched her.
And this picture is it
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9439/pikegirllargecugc5.jpg)
BEAT
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... have you seen the guys in most frats?
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Being an ex-fraternity guy myself I guess I could answer yes to that.
At the very least most of them have better haircuts than her.
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Boo! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia#List_of_paraphilias)
After readling that Paraphilia list I have once again returnd to the conclusion that humanity is pretty fooked up!
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what would have been TRULY awesome is if that chick had stopped masturbating and given all the frat guys a turkey club sandwhich..
in other news- i totally want a turkey club sandwhich right now...