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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:27:10 AM
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source (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2270704.html?menu=)
Gruesome April 1 prank
A Chinese man is divorcing his wife after she pretended to hang herself as an April Fool's joke
It happened when Mr Lin, of Shanghai, came home on April 1 after a business trip, reports the Shanghai Evening Post.
"When I opened the door, I saw a black object swinging in the air. When I turned on the light I was shocked to see my wife had hanged herself," he said.
Lin immediately called police and the property office. Office staff helped Lin take down the 'body' while waiting for the police.
"Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," says Lin angrily.
His wife, Han, a 26-year-old actress, is always playing jokes on Lin as a way of keeping the marriage fresh. She says: "I just try to surprise him everyday."
But Lin has has had enough: "I feel as if I'm sitting on a bomb everyday. We're getting divorced!
"I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on."
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Yeah, I think that would get old pretty freaking quick.
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Some performance artists need an off switch.
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Why is she a woman ender could love?
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Because of her crazy dedication to her art. :P
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Haha man, that guy musta been pretty patient!
I need a crazy bitch to vary up my routine :P
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I need a crazy bitch to vary up my routine :P
well.. she would have to be to end up with you.
sorry.. couldn't help it.
but.. damn that guy has no sense of humor. but it is a bit shocking i guess. But i don't get, why didn't he check her breathing and warmth and all that? weird
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Panic, I'm assuming. And I'm guessing her did have a sense of humour, some years ago, but then she "surprised him every day". I mean, changing the locks?
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she must be bored... or that bad an actress, no one wants to hire her.
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One positive is that he must think he is the best lover in the world.
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That's pretty crazy that she would be so dedicated to actually do it still when not working.
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well.. she would have to be to end up with you.
sorry.. couldn't help it.
but.. damn that guy has no sense of humor. but it is a bit shocking i guess. But i don't get, why didn't he check her breathing and warmth and all that? weird
Hehe you might be right though :P I need a chick crazy enough to do a bungee jump wedding! Perhaps even crazier!
He probably had a sense of humour, but too much of anything can get bad. The wife seems like a wildly fun loving kinda girl, but it was only a matter of time before the guy got sick of it.