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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Monday, April 23, 2007, 02:01:18 PM
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We can meet Dr.Sbaitso (though I think he was in Norway?) and also can help Idol get laid.
source (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2296525.html?menu=)
Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks
A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.
Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.
She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.
"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.
"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."
Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.
She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.
"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."
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That sort of makes me hate my life.
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Ugh. Go out, find a woman, stop being such a freaking pussy, and then maybe you'll get somewhere. I'm so tired of pathetic people. Maybe these beautiful women can euthanize them after they're finished, clear out the gene pool a little.
And you shouldn't hate your life, idol. I'm telling you, you just need to get yourself somewhere where you can actually meet people. Who wouldn't love that mug (http://www.theflyingmonkeyapparatus.com/images/owmeet2007/3DSCN2870.jpg)?
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Is that Russel Crowe when he was younger?
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Maybe these beautiful women can euthanize them after they're finished, clear out the gene pool a little.
1. yeah... the world could totally do without all those well meaning shy intellectual types...
2. If they're virgins, they're weeding themselves out of the gene pool.
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Seems like a good idea. If I were a 30 or 40 year old virgin I'd probably do this. Might as well, right.
And btw Pug, though I do live in Norway (summers)/Canada (school) I'd definitely fly to the Netherlands for an OW meet ;)