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Title: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:55:41 AM
Cause they are so tasty, and now stomach is killing me.

I notice that I am the only one on these forums who is crazy to his tummy. Why do I do this?

AHHHHH... This is worse than KFC.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: PyroMenace on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:42:59 AM
Looks like you could use some popsicles. You need to come down to the cellar, I got a freezer full of popsicles, mmmmmm....
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:47:14 AM
Cause they are so tasty, and now stomach is killing me.
Quick, dilute them with alcohol!
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 03:00:04 AM
Looks like you could use some popsicles. You need to come down to the cellar, I got a freezer full of popsicles, mmmmmm....

For some reason that reminded me of this:

(http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/oldman.jpg)
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: shock on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:04:34 AM
Hahaha.  Maybe 'cause that is a direct quote from Herbert on Family Guy.  ;D
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:14:49 AM
I'm crazy to my stomach too.  I love spicy stuff.  I don't know if I'd eat that many jalapeņos by themselves though.

There is a local pizza chain around here that brings out this pizza called the "Spicy Hot Topper" every once in awhile.  It's got some sort of really, really spicy chili and jalapeņos.  I mean this shit is hot!  And I always look forward to it when it comes out.  I once had a small pizza for lunch, then another small one for dinner the same day, and then another one for lunch the next morning.

My ass hurt so bad when that stuff finally started to pass through.  It was bad.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 06:47:14 AM
haha, I love spicy stuff.  But not that killer, let's see how much of a man you are kind of spicy.  But yeah, I'll eat peppers straight from a jar and whatnot.  Just gotta' remember to have something else with it so you don't burn a hole in your stomach.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 06:59:24 AM
Ever have BW3's Blazin' wings?  Ridiculous.  I almost drank a full gallon of milk just eating 6 of those.  Way too hot.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Xessive on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 07:43:18 AM
Pickles? Wings?

Now I'm hungry.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 08:10:21 AM
Well I am from a culture where out food is so spicy, that it makes Mexican spicy food look like icecream.

Once my white friends discovered this they would start taking me to these places that had suicide chicken wing contests. Basically the contest was that if you could finish a plate of suicide wings you and your friends would eat for free.

So the plate came in and I was really arrogant. Up till that moment I had never eaten anything in Canada that had remotely challenged me.

Unfortunately those wings were really really hot. :(

However I had talked a big game and couldn't quit. I don't know how I finished those, but put on a brave face. They were really tasty though.

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There is a local pizza chain around here that brings out this pizza called the "Spicy Hot Topper" every once in awhile.  It's got some sort of really, really spicy chili and jalapeņos.  I mean this shit is hot!  And I always look forward to it when it comes out.  I once had a small pizza for lunch, then another small one for dinner the same day, and then another one for lunch the next morning.

Damn that sounds amazing.

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My ass hurt so bad when that stuff finally started to pass through.  It was bad.

hahahah... that's the issue I had earlier.

Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Ghandi on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 08:20:49 AM
Ever have BW3's Blazin' wings?  Ridiculous.  I almost drank a full gallon of milk just eating 6 of those.  Way too hot.

Yeah, I think they use habanero pepper sauce on those. Very spicy stuff. I actually prefer them, though. The "hot" and "smokin" just don't do it for me.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:57:21 PM
I love spicy stuff and can't get enough of it.  There's this Mexican place nearby here that uses a red habenero sauce for their spicy enchiladas and its the best thing ever.  I actually do not eat peppers raw all that often because I don't like the texture, I'll eat them when they are diced up and cooked into something though.  Also that pizza sounds awesome Scott.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:07:37 PM
I should point out the chili is "Cincinnati chili."  It's not what any of you are probably thinking.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:11:52 PM
Umm.. difference?
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeños on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:13:52 PM
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Cincinnati chili sauce contains finely ground beef, seasoned with a mixture of spices. Vegetarians have the option of substituting beans and rice for meat. Despite the secrecy of the recipes, the sauces of rivals Skyline and Gold Star taste very similar. Some aficionados report a distinct hint of cinnamon and chocolate, though the precise identity of other spices is hard to determine. The flavor of Cincinnati chili is distinct from that of the more widely recognized Texas-style chili, and differs from that variety too in its thinness, which makes it more suitable as a sauce for other dishes than as a dish by itself. This distinctiveness makes the chili a greatly missed delicacy among many former Cincinnati-area residents.
Source:  Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili)

But the pizza I'm talking about is from a place called LaRosa's.  The chili on the Spicy Hot Topper is less "saucy" and more "meaty" than either Skyline or Gold Star, and way the hell more spicy.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:27:29 PM
Damn that makes my mouth water.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Ghandi on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 11:16:36 PM
I went to a chili festival last year. There were like 200 different kinds of chili. I'm pretty sure they had some of that kind at the event. For anyone that wants to attend a chili festival in the future: chili gets old after 100 different servings. It's very filling.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:25:59 AM
So what DVD was it?
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:41:29 AM
I notice that I am the only one on these forums who is crazy to his tummy.

I have a reputation for culinary experimentation, mostly in the field of sammiches, that does not always go well.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:49:47 AM
I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:58:57 AM
Chocolate + Laughing Cow Cheese spread = tasty.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 07:37:04 AM
I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!
That reminds me of when I found Jennie's son dipping apples into ketchup.  Or when I came home and one of my old roommates was eating cut up tomatoes and dipping them in barbecue sauce.

The latter story was pretty funny because I was like, "Dude, what the hell are you eating?!" to which he replied with kind of a surprised look, "Tomatos and barbecue sauce.  What, you've never heard of it?"  I was like, "No.  Of course I haven't!  That's weird!"

Apparently it was some sort of thing they did in his family.  He had a lot of weird family things.  Like he called Febreeze "Freebreeze" and a Swiffer a "Swifter" just like his mom.  There were some other things like that but I can't think of them right now.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 07:43:45 AM
I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!

omg!! i totally forgot!!

PICK A COMIC FROM THE INTERWEBS I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU

(p.s i am serious)
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:13:06 AM
What is ranch?
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:16:54 AM
Ranch dressing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing)
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
i am craving me some cool ranch doritos
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:26:23 PM
Ranch is nasty, one of my cousins and my little sister dip everything in that shit.  Dipping pizza in it is a travesty.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 01:12:14 PM
Ranch is nasty, one of my cousins and my little sister dip everything in that shit.  Dipping pizza in it is a travesty.

How dare you.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 08:34:55 PM
You're fucking crazy.  Pizza and ranch is awesome.  Ranch is awesome on like everything.  Except, apparently, oranges.

And dude it's okay, you don't have to buy me a comic.  You were like uber generous enough already.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 08:38:22 PM
DO IT
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:29:29 PM
NEVAR! (http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Goodbye-1-Drew-Rausch/dp/1598169726/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-7635535-8910338?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1177648057&sr=8-1)

Unless I can buy you lunch next OWmeet.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:38:34 PM
NEVAR! (http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Goodbye-1-Drew-Rausch/dp/1598169726/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-7635535-8910338?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1177648057&sr=8-1)

Unless I can buy you lunch next OWmeet.

No! It was a bet! In the words of the great Brock Samson "You never welch on a bet, Dean. Be a man... drink it! "

btw PM me your address please.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:41:39 PM
I'll defy anybody but Brock.

 ... but I'm still buying you lunch!  We can plot the overthrow of Pugnate and MyD together.   :-[
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:51:23 PM
I'll defy anybody but Brock.

 ... but I'm still buying you lunch!  We can plot the overthrow of Pugnate and MyD together.   :-[

Excellent. Don't forget that deserter Hoob.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:00:29 PM
Where the hell *is* Hoob?  Seriously, it's been weeks since he's been here.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:01:31 PM
Where the hell *is* Hoob?  Seriously, it's been weeks since he's been here.

umm he is probably still all busy with schooling and his job. i don't know. i should give him a call or something.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Friday, April 27, 2007, 04:12:37 AM
BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE IN SAMMICHES

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f48/natchdan/IMG_2436.jpg)

All of my friends know the ingredients, but get me to make it anyway.

Because I am the master.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Friday, April 27, 2007, 06:24:01 AM
Looks good to me!  What's on it?

But yeah, I think I could give your sandwich master title a run for its money.  I consider the sandwich to me one of the holiest of foods, and I've spent years honing my craft at a sandwich temple in the cold reaches of Tibet.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Friday, April 27, 2007, 07:44:00 AM
I challenge you to a sammich-off.

Bottom to top: Bread, butter, {turkey, chicken, salami, edam, havarti, garlic mayo}, repeat {}, sausage roll (with hole cut in top), pickled onion (in hole), grated cheddar, butter, bread. Can be grilled if it'll fit in your grill.
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Post by: angrykeebler on Friday, April 27, 2007, 08:54:52 AM
Good God but that looks delicious.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Friday, April 27, 2007, 09:24:49 AM
You have no idea, my friend.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Friday, April 27, 2007, 06:40:55 PM
What the heck are edam and havarti?
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: NatchDan on Friday, April 27, 2007, 06:50:07 PM
Waxed cheeses!
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: scottws on Friday, April 27, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
You know what other regional thing kicks ass?  Goetta.  Holy crap that stuff is awesome.  If you ever happen to be passing by, you need to get it.  Most people eat it for breakfast.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, April 28, 2007, 11:01:14 AM
Heh, I'll have to cook up a crazy sandwich soon and see what I can do.  And then we can put up our recipes and pictures and put it to a vote on the forums.  How's that?  We'll actually have a freakin' sammich-off!
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Post by: NatchDan on Saturday, April 28, 2007, 11:06:28 AM
Rock on! xD
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Raisa on Saturday, April 28, 2007, 07:58:14 PM
i'd kill for a good sandwich right now.  I haven't had bread for about a week now :(  I'm not near anywhere where i can get bread.

I have some favorites.. a complicated one has: burger, sour cream, avocados, cucumber, lettuce, pickles, very little mustard, jalapenos, roasted bellpepper soaked in olive oil, and arugulla.

a simple one: mashed sausages, mayo, pickles, salt and pepper.

a very simple one: butter, nutritional yeast
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 12:23:42 AM
I'm not near anywhere where i can get bread.

You can access the internet but not get bread? Interesting.


As for the sammich-off, we will obviously have to have judges set up. What will be the criteria for a win? Taste isn't an option. Perhaps the prettiest sandwich will win.
Title: Re: I ate half a bottle of jalapeņos on an empty stomach while watching a DVD.
Post by: Raisa on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 06:25:22 AM
that's right, Ghandi.  It's bizarre yeah?  Even water is hard to get.  It's not that hard to get and it's just crazy expensive.  It's cheaper to buy juice and soda.  So i have a box of bottled water in my room.

There are only a couple stores nearby.. and no bread. i went again to check today but didn't get anything except a popsicle.  They had potato chips and some yucky crackers and wafers and old apples.