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Title: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:16:29 PM
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Man cut off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed restaurant in central London.

Zizzi, in The Strand, central London, where a man chopped off his penis in front of horrified diners /PA Photos

Police had to use CS gas to restrain the man in the Zizzi pizza restaurant in The Strand, reports the BBC.

He was taken to hospital in south London where surgeons were reportedly unable to reattach his penis.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said he was aged between 30 and 40 and confirmed his injuries were self-inflicted.

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A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."


I am not sure why I posted this. If you are in the UK don't eat at Zizzi.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: NatchDan on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:19:16 PM
Oh man, there's a Zizzi near here.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:09:29 PM
Print the article and take it there. Tell them you want free meals or you will paste it on their window.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: NatchDan on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:27:17 PM
Man, that'd be awesome.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: shock on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:33:36 PM
Hahha.

All of these 'whacking off own penis' stories are started to lose their effect on me.  It's just a regular day in the world if someone whacked off their johnson, I think.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: NatchDan on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:43:37 PM
whacking off own penis

Hurr hurr hu-hurr
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 09:56:47 PM
Haha, nice.  But yeah, what the fuck?  Why would you want to cut that off?  Of all the things I could in theory see somebody slicing off in a fit of madness, that ain't one of 'em.
Title: Re: Man cuts sausage in restaurant.
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:47:29 AM
Hahha.

All of these 'whacking off own penis' stories are started to lose their effect on me.  It's just a regular day in the world if someone whacked off their johnson, I think.

Yea what is up with all these penis hatred stories.