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Title: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, November 08, 2007, 11:38:45 PM
Chinese man hides (http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?keywords=Quirkies)

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Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years

A wanted criminal hid for 17 years in a tunnel he dug underneath his home in China.

Police in Zhangxu village, Suinan town, China, finally flushed Hui Guangwen out of his secret tunnel after a tip-off.

"We got information that he was hiding in his home, so we made a surprise search and found the tunnel," said a police spokesman.

Hui was at large for 17 years after killing someone from a neighbouring village over a minor disagreement.

Hui confessed that he never went anywhere in all of that time other than the tunnel which he and his wife dug.

"It was really boring there," he said.

Facing jail with Hui is his wife, who is charged with conspiracy for helping him hide, reports People's Daily.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, November 08, 2007, 11:43:45 PM
I dunno, I think living in a hand dug tunnel under your house for 17 years is pretty good punishment already.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, November 08, 2007, 11:57:15 PM
So is living in a Chinese village.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Friday, November 09, 2007, 12:02:44 AM
I bet he had a really bad tan.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 12:08:03 AM
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"It was really boring there," he said.

hahaha....
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Quemaqua on Friday, November 09, 2007, 12:28:47 AM
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"It was really boring there," he said.

It doesn't sound like he was that unhappy to be found, unless the next thing he said was "But it sure beats being tortured and executed by a bunch of corrupt Chinese policemen."  But man... 17 years in a tunnel?  I hope they had board games or something.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Cobra951 on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:50:29 AM
Maybe the wife was really good to him.

I can't criticize the Chinese for putting her in jail too.  We do the same thing here.  I have a big problem with jailing relatives for doing what they will always do, or always should do, for their family.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 09, 2007, 10:14:15 AM
Well he did commit murder. Being a relative shouldn't be justification to hide a murderer.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Cobra951 on Friday, November 09, 2007, 12:37:10 PM
You don't subscribe to the "blood is thicker than water" philosophy?  I do, completely.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Xessive on Friday, November 09, 2007, 01:05:48 PM
I'm all for protecting family but there is a balance. I'd die to protect any member of my family, and sometimes that means protecting them from themselves.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 09, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
You don't subscribe to the "blood is thicker than water" philosophy?  I do, completely.

I would probably do the same, but accept the consequences of my actions.

Let's just hope the situation never arises :P
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 06:53:03 PM
He probably could've just walked around after two years. I mean, I'm sure his wanted poster looked like everyone else in China.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:13:29 PM
Yeah, it's funny how all Chinese people look alike. And all black people. And Mexicans. And Arabs. And...pretty much everyone but white people.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:30:19 PM
Yeah, it's funny how all Chinese people look alike. And all black people. And Mexicans. And Arabs. And...pretty much everyone but white people.

Oh, now you're just being racist.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:34:39 PM
Shut up blackie.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:37:02 PM
Shut up blackie.

I believe the correct term is "Blackey".

Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:40:51 PM
I believe you are wrong. Also, I like to dot the i with a heart. It adds a little something special.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:45:23 PM
I believe you are wrong. Also, I like to dot the i with a heart. It adds a little something special.

Well, I take solace in knowing that you "love blackies".
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:47:49 PM
Actually, I "heart" blackies. And I'm glad that you have started spelling the word correctly. Knowledge is power.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 07:56:55 PM
Technically, if you're spelling it right its not supposed to be offensive. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it ghandi.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:01:30 PM
Well, the thing is, I'm actively trying to be offensive.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:14:03 PM
Well, the thing is, I'm actively trying to be offensive.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll reach your full potential sooner or later.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:21:38 PM
It's tougher than you think. In this day and age, derogatory racial statements are not all that prevalent. I have few role models. 
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:28:34 PM
It's tougher than you think. In this day and age, derogatory racial statements are not all that prevalent. I have few role models. 

Come my friend! There is no need to hold back, my black skin is thicker than you think. You've left me in anticipation, how about you hit me with your favorite, racist black joke? I swear to Buddha, I won't hold it against you. Hell, if its funny you might even find that I have a sense of humor.

Its not like I can say a racist joke back, seeing as how I have no idea what race you are.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:33:22 PM
Don't you see? There's no more room for jokes. The entire act is a farce.

And, just so you know, I'm white. Caucasian. Whatever. I'm 3/5 German, 1/4 English, 1/8 Irish, and a mix of other things, including part Native American.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:54:45 PM
Don't you see? There's no more room for jokes. The entire act is a farce.

And, just so you know, I'm white. Caucasian. Whatever. I'm 3/5 German, 1/4 English, 1/8 Irish, and a mix of other things, including part Native American.

Really? I'm part Native American as well, maybe our great ancestors smoke the peace pipe and crawled into each other's tents. Also, I don't mean to burst the racial bubble that you think makes you special, German, English and Irish isn't a race. Techinically you're telling me that you're white, white and white. I'm black and Native American (The black foot tribe), I don't have exact percents like you do.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 08:56:58 PM
You're right. Being Irish is more of a lifestyle.

*pours another drink*
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 09:12:24 PM
You're right. Being Irish is more of a lifestyle.

*pours another drink*

Haha, maybe I'm part Irish as well.

*pours another drink*
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, November 09, 2007, 09:25:59 PM
Somewhere around 80% of people in America think that they have Irish ancestry, while in reality a much smaller percentage actually do. I'm too lazy to look for the actual numbers, but it's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: nickclone on Friday, November 09, 2007, 09:35:32 PM
If I don't have an Irish ancestry, than I won't have an acceptable back story explaining my reason for alcoholism.
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: angrykeebler on Saturday, November 10, 2007, 11:16:18 PM
GOD I HATE YOU MICKS
Title: Re: Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 01:42:42 AM
Yeah? Well at least JESUS IS ON OUR SIDE.