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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Tuesday, November 13, 2007, 12:03:04 AM
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2579084.html?menu=
Airline bans mile high club
Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers not to join the mile high club.
The problem arises because the first class area of its new Airbus A380 contains 12 private suites complete with double beds.
Singapore, which is the first airline to start flying the A380, said the suites were not sound-proofed.
It said it did not want anyone to offend other travellers or crew, reports The BBC.
Singapore added that while the suites were private, they were also not completely sealed.
"All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew," the airline said in a statement.
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Lame.
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I'm sure that simply asking people not to do it is going to be so very effective...
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Singapore Airlines: Please do not hump on our plane.
It may have the opposite effect.
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I believe "don't cause offence to other customers and crew" were the exact words. I don't consider sex offensive. Unless it's rape, then you've got bigger problems.
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Singapore Airlines: We give you a bed and tell you not to sleep on it. With other people.
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If I was rich, I'd totally go and fuck on their plane just to do it, then get to Singapore and immediately catch a flight back and do it again.
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On a slightly unrelated note, I was applying for my grandfather's visa to America. On the form there is a question asking you where you were born. One of the selectable answers was "In the air".
If I was rich, I'd totally go and fuck on their plane just to do it, then get to Singapore and immediately catch a flight back and do it again.
haha in my mind that comment was said in Peter Griffin's voice.
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I'm going to start an airline specifically so people can have sex on the plane. In fact, it is required. If you're by yourself, the stewardesses will help you. Forget little bags of peanuts folks, its Orgy Air!
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You'll have no problems selling that idea in Japan.