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Title: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 10:17:15 AM

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/11/prison.boss/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Quemaqua on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 11:17:42 AM

Jeez.  That's... nice.

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Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 01:51:40 PM

Who the hell takes steroids for league softball? And then has orgies afterwards...

What the fuck?!

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Post by: shock on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 01:54:32 PM

Lol

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Quemaqua on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 01:56:28 PM

People in Florida?

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Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 02:01:02 PM

Floridiots.

If this wasn't on CNN I wouldn't believe it. It just sounds like some cheap cop show from the 80's.

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 02:59:58 PM

I wonder if the orgies actually involved any chicks...

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Post by: WindAndConfusion on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 07:00:58 PM

Just as I suspected, this story was ripped from the pages of Fark. Along with this story:

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4817/floridank5.gif) Your school system has failed the state standardized test for the previous two years. Do you: A) develop a more rigorous curriculum B) organize intensive study programs or C) ask Jebus to un-moronify your kids? (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/consumer/orl-prayforgrades1008feb10,0,7753098.story)

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Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 08:24:44 PM

This reminded me how awesome it was when Jim Rome went off about the "Softball Guy" everyone has ever played against in any intramural or rec league ever.

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Post by: Antares on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 05:25:44 PM

you mean the "softball guy" who insists on wearing baseball pants and cleats to match his uniform in a rec softball league?  Yeah...

Anyway, something doesn't sit right to me about this story, it seems like this warden guy is tooting his own horn just a little too much.  Why would he wait until he resigned to say all of this stuff, wouldn't media attention of mass corruption be in his own interests if he wanted to clean up the system?

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Post by: Xessive on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 12:17:24 AM

I couldn't tell if this is a women's or men's prison.

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 12:33:58 AM

Xessive is trying to determine if this is awesome or...not so awesome.

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Xessive on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 01:28:43 AM

Quote from: Pugnate on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 12:33:58 AM

Xessive is trying to determine if this is awesome or...not so awesome.

Precisely. They did mention that they brought "women" with them which I figured were "courtesans." I don't know man, the prison scene is too shady to have an awesome side. Better safe than sorry.

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Ghandi on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 02:05:54 AM

I'm pretty sure that women who take steroids are all lesbians. Sorry. :(

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Post by: Xessive on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 02:37:12 AM

Quote from: Ghandi on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 02:05:54 AM

I'm pretty sure that women who take steroids are all lesbians. Sorry. :(

While it might not be as hot as our imaginations make it out to be it would would still make a Hell of a show.

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Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 05:07:44 AM

If Xessive was a porn director...excuse me... pr0n director, I am pretty sure I know what is next project would be.

Title: Re: Orgy prison? WTF?
Post by: Xessive on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 06:24:51 AM

Prison Orgy for lesbian pandas!  O0