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Title: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 12:35:11 AM
i just fucked one of your women.

just thought you should know.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: PyroMenace on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 01:12:11 AM
I think everyone on boards already knows about this. The bitch wouldn't shutup about your bad teeth.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 01:21:41 AM
Uh-oh. Go get tested.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Cobra951 on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 02:08:40 AM
I hear liquid nitrogen will clear anything right up.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 02:21:11 AM
At what cost Cobra?  AT WHAT COST?!
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 08:26:15 AM
i just fucked one of your women.

just thought you should know.

This is almost as much of a non-achievement as fucking an Australian woman.

Also if she has been in Canada at all during the past 20 years, chances are she was banged by GPW. I'd get tested if I were you.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 09:40:51 AM
Also if she has been in Canada at all during the past 20 years, chances are she was banged by GPW.

the thought that my penis may have touched gpw's by proxy was the only thing keeping me hard.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, December 06, 2008, 10:00:33 AM
hahah
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: ren on Sunday, December 07, 2008, 07:48:59 PM
As a British citizen living in Canada, I salute you.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, December 07, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
As a British citizen living in Canada, I salute you.

Get out.  Fucking redcoats.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Monday, December 08, 2008, 08:04:01 AM
and whose your head of state again...?

face it - canada is britains red headed step child.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: ren on Monday, December 08, 2008, 09:58:01 AM
The governor-general reaffirmed our power as little as 5 days ago. Stay in line loyalist.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, December 08, 2008, 12:35:54 PM
Awww, it's cute watching the Canadians and the British fight.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Monday, December 08, 2008, 02:22:56 PM
The governor-general reaffirmed our power as little as 5 days ago. Stay in line loyalist.

and what you going to do? the only thing scary about canada is your "music".
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Pugnate on Monday, December 08, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
Said the guy whose country's primary export was boy bands.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Monday, December 08, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
i think our ratio of good to bad music is a little more favourable than canada's. anyway, most of those boybands actually come from ireland...

what's canada got? avril lavigne, celine dion, sum 41, nickelback, brian adams.... ouch.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Pugnate on Monday, December 08, 2008, 02:48:57 PM
Take That... Boyzone... Westlife... The Beatles...

edit:

So I did a search on Google. You were right... what the hell is up with Ireland and boy bands?
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, December 08, 2008, 05:12:11 PM
Awww, it's cute watching the Canadians and the British fight.

Those idiots make me sick.  Can I apply for citizenship?
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: ren on Monday, December 08, 2008, 08:03:56 PM
and what you going to do? the only thing scary about canada is your "music".

when I said our I meant British. I was on your side dammit.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: beo on Monday, December 08, 2008, 08:21:13 PM
ehhhehehh...

well then. good...
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, December 08, 2008, 08:59:54 PM
You're both clowns.  The only thing out there that you can really call "music" anyways are the works of Bruce Springsteen.   All that other shit is just shit.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, December 08, 2008, 09:02:48 PM
Those idiots make me sick.  Can I apply for citizenship?

Yeah, but once they see you are adding "u's" to half the words in the language, you will probably be rejected. Plus I heard there's a penis inspection.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: angrykeebler on Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 04:44:16 PM
you're all british! if you put the queen on your money then you're british
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 06:47:41 PM
This has nothing to do with the thread except snow niggers:

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7927/bayofcanadain0.jpg)
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 07:12:53 PM
This has nothing to do with the thread except snow niggers:

What the hell? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD? SNOW.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Raisa on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 04:02:37 PM
You're both clowns.  The only thing out there that you can really call "music" anyways are the works of Bruce Springsteen.   All that other shit is just shit.

i thought u loved the spice girls?

hey, sting is british right?
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: ren on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 04:04:24 PM
Canada doesn't love The Spice Girls, only Toronto does. It's the only bad part about our city.

Also, I will not stand for this insulting of Canadian music. British music is awesome too but we beat you per capita.

Canada wins in everything per capita - that's why we're awesome.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
Canada doesn't love The Spice Girls, only Toronto does. It's the only bad part about our city.

Also, I will not stand for this insulting of Canadian music. British music is awesome too but we beat you per capita.

Canada wins in everything per capita - that's why we're awesome.

Ok, having lived in Toronto I can say that there are many bad parts of your city...especially Jamaicans. Beyond that, don't lie to the rest of the world...Canadian music pretty much blows.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 08:49:25 PM
Sorry dude, Canadian music wins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rMzit6DZrg).

And don't make fun of the skullet.  Devin Townsend will find your children and eat them.

EDIT - Canada rules (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNbHbDcDI0g).
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
Oh, sorry.  I thought we were talking about music

Anyways, can we at least agree that Jamaicans suck?
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, December 11, 2008, 10:26:36 PM
I think that's an unspoken law of the universe.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: Raisa on Monday, December 15, 2008, 04:15:19 PM
isn't it in toronto where they have 'church' street where all the homosexuals, prostitutes and druggies hangout?
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: ren on Monday, December 15, 2008, 06:14:21 PM
If you think Canadian music sucks I will assume you have no taste so no list I give you will convince anyone of anything. Most of our current awesomeness is in the rock/indie scene.

isn't it in toronto where they have 'church' street where all the homosexuals, prostitutes and druggies hangout?

Church street is the center of what was traditionally the gay district.
Title: Re: hey canadians!
Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, December 16, 2008, 01:08:33 AM
As long as you don't say anything about the Tragically Hip we're cool.