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Title: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: beo on Monday, December 22, 2008, 03:31:10 AM
finally someone's doing something useful with computers...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832642-36398,00.html

i think i'll buy one of these, hook myself up to a nutrient drip and, well fuck everything else. roll on 2015...
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: gpw12 on Monday, December 22, 2008, 07:46:50 PM
Holy shit, society is about to collapse.  Seriously.
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: sirean_syan on Monday, December 22, 2008, 08:10:05 PM
I'm thinking this could be more of a weeding out of a certain type of people in society. It could actually be a good thing.
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: gpw12 on Monday, December 22, 2008, 10:10:48 PM
Haha, yeah - fuck you Beo and the rest of your stinking chav friends.

That's who we're talking about right?
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 01:19:32 AM
Syan has a good point to be honest. You could fix all those with sexual perversion issues. Like Andy Dick.

Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 03:14:29 AM
But then what excuse will we use to fix the Andy Dick problem?
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: Xessive on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:38:31 PM
Cool. In University I volunteered for an experiement which involved cranial electrotherapy stimulation. Basically they zapped a part of my brain and my hand would move involuntarily, they pinpointed which parts of my brain moved which appendage. Funky stuff. It was part of a study to test relfexes and and gather some insight on Parkinson's Disease.

Interestingly enough they did discover that my body has an unusually high electrostatic charge; which explains why I get zapped everytime I try to open a door, push an elevator button, make any contact with conductive metals. A part of me wishes something went out of the plan and I miraculously wound up with Electric super powers.

What if that happens with the sex chip? We could potentially end up with a lusty Electro!!
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: Antares on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
(http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/d-f/ddv1-17.jpg)
Title: Re: brain sex implant chip thing!!
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:57:48 PM
Yea whenever winter comes I get a little zap four or five times a day. It is very annoying getting in and out of the car.