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Title: amsterdam
Post by: beo on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 12:52:58 PM: i am currently in a hotel in amsterdam and i just ate a load of mushrooms. yay.
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Post by: ren on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 01:51:45 PM: I look forward to your posts an hour from now
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Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 01:54:27 PM: Just don't call me at 3 in the morning asking for scientific evidence that the human body can't melt like the last friend I had that did shrooms.
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Post by: K-man on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 02:00:54 PM: I knew one day you would make a post like this.
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Post by: Xessive on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 02:47:31 PM: I bet beo is gonna come back with something like "Oh, they were shitake mushrooms! It was a lovely a dinner in the hotel restaurant."
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Post by: ren on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 02:57:53 PM: Quote from: Quemaqua on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
Just don't call me at 3 in the morning asking for scientific evidence that the human body can't melt like the last friend I had that did shrooms.

Did you give it to him?
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Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 03:01:58 PM: I tried my best to lie convincingly.
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Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 03:05:57 AM: Holy shit! You fled to the continent because of the kiddie porn rap didn't you?
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Post by: beo on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 03:42:48 AM: maybe...

the shrooms were good.

going to try and make it to a vibrator show today. my god, some of the prostitutes here are so fucking hot, it surprises me every time. you're walking down a tiny alleyway, then you suddenly realise there are half naked model hot girls in windows all around you - beckoning you for sex. it's pretty cool.
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Post by: idolminds on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 11:40:32 AM: Wait....so heaven is real?
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Post by: beo on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 03:48:00 PM: Quote from: idolminds on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 11:40:32 AM
Wait....so heaven is real?

yes. i did bad things today. bananas, vibrators and my penis may have been involved.
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Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, March 15, 2009, 08:01:00 PM: Wow, you must have a huge urethra.

And i thought my dick was fucked up.
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Post by: beo on Tuesday, March 17, 2009, 01:16:58 PM: haha, well no...

i might as well go into detail. we went to a live sex show where a girl pulled a rather long, multicoloured shoelace out of her vag, then a couple fucked on stage. later we went to a place called "the bananabar", where we had vibrators shot at us and tried to catch them, then put them in our mouths and used them to fuck the performers. i also ate a banana out of one of them, watched a girl write a postcard without her hands, gave another an all over body massage with baby oil and got a hands-on naked lapdance. my gods, that place was incredible. one of my friends got a hooker and after a few drinks, my resolve weakened and so did i... i probably shouldn't admit that, but fuck it, better to regret what you have done rather than what you haven't.

consumed loads of drugs, drank and ate far too much but i feel very relaxed after the last few days. i'm back home now and i can safely say that it was my best trip out there yet.