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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: beo on Monday, April 20, 2009, 09:07:11 PM
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ended up breaking up a really messy fight three times tonight. third time i had to grab some guy off a bouncer, stick his arms behind his back and drag him to the ground. unfortunately he had many friends. i got kicked and punched in the face a bunch of times, but the staff in the pub fucking love me though, and i woke up to free drinks and ciggies. the police had to interview me, and after they went through the bullshit and turned into normal people, i started chatting to them about how half the laws they uphold are bullshit, how i smoke and used to grow pot, and all this other stuff. i was drunk, but being middle class, i can make myself sound sober very easily. it was fun. had to go to hospital as a precaution. stole as many leaflets detailing interesting medical conditions and surgical gloves as i could (it was a long wait). staff from the pub came and picked me and took me home. which was nice.
also, unrelated, but adding to my ego - i fucked the hottest girl of my fucking career on saturday. perfect everything. she was even into punk music and stuff. doesn't give blowjobs though. not calling her.
on some really strong and really free painkillers right now, but yeah, in summary i am awesome. so fuck you.
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Hehe can't wait to see the backlash :P
Your exploits sound awesome, still can't compete with GPW though ;)
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You need a camera.
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Beo is the king.
But I agree with idol.
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I wish I lived in a world where punching people and getting laid actually meant something. Sadly, I sailed off that planet a long time ago.
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Beo's videogamy life continues well after he turns off his PC.
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Maybe Beo is the bizarro version of gpw - crazy stories but less feminine, less Canadian, less phallic, etc.
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I have thought about it... and Beo is more like Superman... while GPW is more like Batman.
While both accomplish the same at the end, GPW's stories leave me feeling less pleased with the world. Beo just comes off as this insane mofo who wants to enjoy life. GPW is the same but with a tinge of 'the world is full of shit'.
In a sense, GPW is Beo with a pinch of Que.
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I wish I lived in a world where punching people and getting laid actually meant something. Sadly, I sailed off that planet a long time ago.
The Punching People planet I barely grazed on a fast flyby. The Getting Laid planet was once a shore-leave favorite, and I do miss it.
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i don't feel quite as awesome now - those painkillers must of been good. got lumps on the back of my head, scratches down my face and a rather tasty black eye.
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Fuck that, Beo is way more awesome than me. I haven't had a good story in like a year, I'm practically retired while he's killing it.
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I propose the two of you meet on neutral territory to do a week long competition to see who is more awesome.
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hey beo, the first OW person i ever spoke to on the phone -- you're as nutty as they come huh? hahah
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hey beo, the first OW person i ever spoke to on the phone -- you're as nutty as they come huh? hahah
haha. oh yeah. i'd lost my phone and needed someone to call it. when i found it, i'm pretty sure i just laughed like a loon down the line. i can confirm that you're a definite real life girl though - either that or a very squeaky guy.
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I can't believe you got through to her. I've called Raisa probably 40 times this week and she NEVER picks up...
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And now you know why.
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Yep. Beo seduced her with his sexy British accent. It's hard to compete with that.
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I was thinking more along the lines of he scared the shit out of her, and now she won't pick up calls from us anymore.
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and now she won't pick up calls from us anymore.
I see I'm not alone here. I'm guessing your attempts were futile as well?
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lol. well i've lost my phone and moved away.
does that paint me scared? :-[