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Title: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: beo on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 02:26:24 AM

...that should be the name of the porno susan boyle has been offered a staring role in. she's been offered $1million to lose her virginity on film. i think i'd rather stick a hot poker down my jap's eye than watch this.

http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/04/20/porn-company-wants-susan-boyle

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: Xessive on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 02:40:58 AM

Creepy world we're livin' in.

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 07:42:46 AM

Creepy doesn't begin to describe it.

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 08:03:54 AM

Somewhere, someone is hoping against all hope that this happens.

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: Cobra951 on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:42:36 AM

She won't do it.  Either that, or she's nothing like who she appears to be.

Besides, $1 million?  Pfft!  She stands to make a lot more than that if she doesn't soil herself.

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: W7RE on Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 03:32:26 PM

For some reason I can't help but think if it was a guy, he'd be, "that pathetic old dude who couldn't get any", and no one would care.


Also, I forgot who Susan Boyle was. I was imagining Lisa Boyle, and wondering wtf.

Title: Re: i've got a boyle on my cock
Post by: Xessive on Thursday, May 21, 2009, 01:38:28 AM

Yes, if it were Lisa Boyle or even Lara Flynn Boyle I think we'd all be more interested.