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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: WindAndConfusion on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 02:17:50 AM

Title: NSFW
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 02:17:50 AM

Pretty sure no one wants to see a naked dude painted like spiderman. (http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7925/foryoursafety.png) -idol

Title: Actually, killing babies is no laughing matter.
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 04:02:01 PM

Quote from: Isfahan

Actually, killing babies is no laughing matter.

I was in the army, and the monthly infanticide quotas they give you are brutal—especially so in peacetime, when the availability of murderable babies is low.

One month while in garrison I was cutting it pretty close, so I went to a supermarket out in town and rubbed my hands with raw chicken and then stuck my fingers in all the jars of baby food. Sure, you don't get CKs this way, but the army respects the law of averages. Also, the supermarket staff leaves you alone if you do it in uniform.

Title: Re: NSFW
Post by: beo on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 06:36:32 PM

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Actually, killing babies is no laughing matter

in this topic: lies.