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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: ScaryTooth on Sunday, July 05, 2009, 07:18:18 PM
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Think I may get one. I have $35 is gift certificates. (http://www.amazon.com/Three-Official-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header)
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I picture Karl Malone wearing that. Or The Allman Brothers.
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I picture Karl Malone wearing that. Or The Allman Brothers.
Dwight Schrute imo.
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These kinds of shirts are pretty fashionable here in the hipster scene in Portland. Having grown up in a rural area where people wore these shirts sincerely, I still can't justify wearing them myself because the irony is just a bit threadbare.
Hmm, that's a little harsh. Plenty of my friends like them, but they're just not for me.
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Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.
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Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.
Hahaha.
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Yea I would never wear that... unless I became a druid.
Haha. That's good, man. I'll be using that on some of my friends.
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(http://imgur.com/kpbzC.jpg)
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Jesus Christ.
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So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).
I lol'ed pretty hard at that "review"
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Hahaha I wasn't feeling it until the part: "Lemme tell you: AW YEAH". Classic!!! Hahaha!
Poor Scary...
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"promoted to cashier" was what got me.
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Pretty much all the reviews are like this hahaha
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There is an idea so fragile that to utter it could destroy it. It is a hope and a dream held in the hearts and minds of all men. More precious than gold, we all cherish it at a deep, subconscious level. And yet, for most of the vast span of human history this aspiration has been denied physical existence because of its sheer overwhelming magnitude. Now, in t-shirt form, it has been born.
oh god im dying
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haha, that's absolute gold
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omg someone made a music video review of this
http://www.amazon.com/review/R29Z83O4AK10UD?ie=UTF8&videoPreplay=1
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haha, what the fuck? I can't believe they managed to do that for three and a half minutes. I almost started crying when they were flying and he did the barrel roll...
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I love stumbling upon these little gems on the Internet. That video was epic.
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(http://imgur.com/kpbzC.jpg)
wtf... where the hell is that pic from?
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This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there.
;D
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wtf... where the hell is that pic from?
It was on digg a week or so ago. There's lots of Three Wolf Moon shirt stuff on there lately.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924837
I can't believe this shirt has gained so much cult status. :P
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3 Cerberus Moon, the Dante's Inferno twitter feed just gave away 5 of these bad boys. (ed: actually they're giving them away during their Live Steam today)
Apparently I can't direct link to the image from twitpic, so here's the link to it. (http://twitpic.com/yuw49)
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Haha, that's actually pretty awesome.