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Title: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: PyroMenace on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
So yea, two married chicks want me to go clubbing with them. From what I know about them they are both closet freaks.

Now I have morals, I consider myself an honest guy, but in this situation do you fuck your morals and have threesomes?

Also I would probably have to be liquored up pretty good for this to happen.

Discuss.   
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: ScaryTooth on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:22:41 PM
Oh, thats a toughy. they are married...so meh. This is all your call sir.

See. I don't really get threesomes that much. I mean, I'd probably try it, but it's not on my "must do" list. I have trouble pleasing one chick, let alone two! Best case scenario...I please at least ONE of them. Worst case is we all have a bad night. Either way, not very good!
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: K-man on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:36:22 PM
Absolutely not.  There's a thing called karma, and it will come back to bite you in the ass.

I certainly don't begrudge you for going after some strange, but I learned the hard way that married means off-limits.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: ren on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 04:41:54 PM
Just do it
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: beo on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 05:18:33 PM
you consider yourself an honest guy, so be honest to yourself and give them your penis.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
How hot are they?

But married? That makes it kind of icky. Do you really want to be "that guy"?
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: MysterD on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:14:25 PM
Hell, I figured Idol would've already been asking for pictures...!
 :o
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: idolminds on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
Well I asked how hot first. If the answer is "Really hot", then I ask for pics.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:35:25 PM
K-Man is wise and you should listen to him.  Though for me, threesomes = off limits too, so... yeah.

Also... there's a story behind this, and the internet needs it told.  You got some explaining to do.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: nickclone on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 06:56:14 PM
I was at a party and this guy's wife was coming onto me hard. He told me they have an open relationship and the only rule was wear a condom and no kissing. I didn't do it, like it was said...bad karma. Besides, people don't like a cuckold, especially a spouse.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: Antares on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
So, how does getting invited to go clubbing translate into being invited into a threesome?
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: scottws on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 08:58:31 PM
Holy crap, stop the presses it's Antares.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: sirean_syan on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:22:57 PM
Well, now we know what brings him around.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: Ghandi on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:48:12 PM
One the one hand it's two chicks at once. On the other hand, you will probably have to grow a mustache if you start getting involved in threesomes. Touch decision.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: gpw11 on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 09:49:09 PM
Touch decision.

For some reason that typo just kind of fits
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: Ghandi on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
Too many beers or just witty intellectualism?  YOU DECIDE
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: gpw11 on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
They kind of go hand in hand don't they?


IN YOUR MIND
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: Ghandi on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 11:06:41 PM
Indeed. As do the number of beers I drink to the chance I think I have of getting it on with two chicks at once.

Weren't you involved in a similar situation many moons ago? Or maybe I'm just making that up.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: gpw11 on Thursday, July 09, 2009, 11:11:44 PM
Sort of.  Not married though.  Didn't do it.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: PyroMenace on Friday, July 10, 2009, 02:56:48 AM
So, how does getting invited to go clubbing translate into being invited into a threesome?

Heh, yea, hence I titled it that I thought I did. Anyway, there will be no threesomes taking place, one of the chicks didnt get the memo. Project threesome is a no go.
Title: Re: I think I just got invited to a threesome
Post by: K-man on Friday, July 10, 2009, 11:03:09 AM
You know who's disappointed now?

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