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		Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: idolminds on Monday, July 13, 2009, 11:53:17 PM
		
			
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				Fun! (http://omegle.com/)
 
 Of course by "chat" I really mean "troll". Some of my adventures:
 Stranger: hey
 You: hi
 Stranger: i wanna put my face between your breasts lucky lady
 You: Why dont you wait until after my surgery?
 Stranger: reduction, or implants
 You: Sex change
 Stranger: BRB FUCK THIS
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 Stranger: hi
 You: hi
 Stranger: waz up
 You: not much
 Stranger: how r u
 You: im good, you?
 Stranger: all rite
 Stranger: wher r u frm?
 You: A magical land full of working keyboards
 Stranger: romantic yar u
 You: Yes, quite
 You: My turn ons include proper spelling
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 Stranger: Greetings my child, I am here to preach in the name of the Church of Billy Mays
 You: YES! THANK YOU BILLY MAYS!
 Stranger: for yeh, it was he who brought us the low prices
 Stranger: and the easy payments of only 9.99
 You: Praise his blue shirt
 Stranger: until he perished in order to save our wallets
 Stranger: but lo, he shall return one day
 Stranger: and strike down the evil Vince, who uses his satanic Shamwow
 Stranger: to suck the souls from the holy
 Stranger: and turn them into pocket change
 Stranger: and thus brother, our savings shall be restored
 Stranger: amen
 You: Amen
 Stranger: so Brother, I bid you farewell, and remember
 Stranger: walk in the shadow of Oxy, always
 You: I feel clensed....Oxy Clensed
 Stranger: good my child, Mays bless
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				The first and last are the best out of the three.
			
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				haha, I never saw that last one.  Brilliant.
			
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				Stranger: hey
 You: hi
 Stranger: asl?
 You: 17/F/cali tee hee
 Stranger: want to cyber
 You: okay! /blush
 Stranger: yeah baby you looking good
 You: Hang on a second, bro. Let me lube up my massive, burly, bear body and grab a few more cans of Natty Ice.
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				You made that up! 
			
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				hahaha
 
 I wish I had the time to waste fucking with people.  But you guys, as usual, let me live vicariously.