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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: idolminds on Monday, July 13, 2009, 11:53:17 PM
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Fun! (http://omegle.com/)
Of course by "chat" I really mean "troll". Some of my adventures:
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: i wanna put my face between your breasts lucky lady
You: Why dont you wait until after my surgery?
Stranger: reduction, or implants
You: Sex change
Stranger: BRB FUCK THIS
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: waz up
You: not much
Stranger: how r u
You: im good, you?
Stranger: all rite
Stranger: wher r u frm?
You: A magical land full of working keyboards
Stranger: romantic yar u
You: Yes, quite
You: My turn ons include proper spelling
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Stranger: Greetings my child, I am here to preach in the name of the Church of Billy Mays
You: YES! THANK YOU BILLY MAYS!
Stranger: for yeh, it was he who brought us the low prices
Stranger: and the easy payments of only 9.99
You: Praise his blue shirt
Stranger: until he perished in order to save our wallets
Stranger: but lo, he shall return one day
Stranger: and strike down the evil Vince, who uses his satanic Shamwow
Stranger: to suck the souls from the holy
Stranger: and turn them into pocket change
Stranger: and thus brother, our savings shall be restored
Stranger: amen
You: Amen
Stranger: so Brother, I bid you farewell, and remember
Stranger: walk in the shadow of Oxy, always
You: I feel clensed....Oxy Clensed
Stranger: good my child, Mays bless
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The first and last are the best out of the three.
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haha, I never saw that last one. Brilliant.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/F/cali tee hee
Stranger: want to cyber
You: okay! /blush
Stranger: yeah baby you looking good
You: Hang on a second, bro. Let me lube up my massive, burly, bear body and grab a few more cans of Natty Ice.
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You made that up!
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hahaha
I wish I had the time to waste fucking with people. But you guys, as usual, let me live vicariously.