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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ghandi on Thursday, November 05, 2009, 09:34:28 PM
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So here's the premise: you post two Overwritten members (active or retired) and the next poster posts a winner with an explanation.
First battle: beo vs. gpw
GO!
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Beo.
UNTIL I MAKE A GODDAMN MOVE.
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You're supposed to give another matchup. YOU'RE RUINING THIS
Edit: Raisa vs. Hoob. GO
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Raisa
Hoob doesnt hit girls and Raisa knows kung fu.
Que vs. MysterD
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MysterD. His OverQuote power is undefeatable.
Nick versus Kams/AceofSpades.
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It's a tough battle, but I think that Nick wins. He has a history of completely demolishing all that is innocent. But lets give the Ace credit - his religious preachings will whittle down Nick's desire to fight in the first place*.
*Note: I have no clue which religion Kams belongs to but I can only assume that, in the arena, he succumbs to the realization that he will soon be facing the wrath of the almighty at the hands of Nick, and, therefore, becomes religious.
Next battle: Cobra vs. Pyro
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Cobra.
Cobra's experience allows him to see the wisdom in walking away peacefully, consequently causing Pyro to engulf himself in an inferno of his own awesome flames.
Pug vs Ghandi
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Ghandi
Pug doesnt hit women.
Keebs vs Idol
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I win because I'm not on dial up
Pug Vs MysterD
In a locked steel cage
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Pug wins in the beginning, but the fight ends up being a draw. I know from experience that Pug is very crafty when it comes to escaping from locked cages.
Next battle: Sy vs Bullshark in a semi-aquatic environment.
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The battle seems to go to Bullshark at first until a giant robot comes from out of nowhere and destroys him with laser-missiles.
Ghandi versus Hoob.
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Ghandi wins by default, as Hoob fails to show up. In fact, people keep wondering where Hoob is...
W7RE vs Windandconfusion
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Instead of fighting, Windandconfusion spends the battle attempting to convince everyone that he is winning. No one buys it, mostly because he is getting his ass kicked by W7RE.
Next battle: Scarytooth vs iPPi
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Scarytooth begins with a salvo of destructive moves and abilities. ippi responds with "Interesting."
Scary retaliates with his secret move the "Scary bomb". Ippi responds with a "haha"
Dejected, Scarytooth forfeits.
Ghandi vs Drunk Ghandi
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drunk ghandi rapes ghandi. nobody wins.
cools! v k-man
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Before the fight Cools blackmails K-man with some compromising photos taken with Cools' very own high-zoom lens.. K-man takes a dive.
Idolminds VS MysterD
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Before the fight Cools blackmails K-man with some compromising photos taken with Cools' very own high-zoom lens.. K-man takes a dive.
Idolminds VS MysterD
Idolminds cheapshots D after distracting him with a list of upcoming PC games containing copy protection
Pyro vs Que
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Pyro wins in the beginning, but eventually Que convinces Pyro that life is meaningless, and Pyro self-immolates. Irony at it's finest.
DrSbaitso vs Schlotzky
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Schlotzky keeps trying to ask Sbaitso questions but always gets weird answers back in a strange, robotic voice. Eventually Sbaitso just calls him gay and stops toying with him. Schlotzky ragequits.
KontrollerX versus NatchDan
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After being bagged and tied, both KX and NatchDan were thrown into a steel cage to fight each other to the death while OW members sadistically watched. Both being completely disoriented and confused, didn't know what to do. Not wanting to fight, Natchdan broke out a guitar and started to play some hip music to try and satisfy and crowd while KX did some furious and crazy dance moves. OW wasnt pleased with this display of cowardice so they were promptly fed to man eating lions. The End.
Belmont vs Dragonlor
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Cheerfully playing his lute, Belmont marches into the arena with hundreds of neighborhood kids following behind him to do his bidding. Dismayed by the overwhelming odds, Dragonlor bursts into tears. Belmont stands idly by, laughing as Dragonlor is beaten into submission by tiny fists of fury. Angrykeebler drunkely shouts what sounds like "FATALITY" from the audience.
Ren vs Kontrollerx
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Ren runs excitedly into the arena, not knowing that after an ugly encounter with some hungry lions, all that is left of his opponent is a piece of his leg. Without warning, Ren trips over KX's leg, and lands fatally... with his skull cracking on a rock.
Thus, Ren ends up with the shameful record of being the only combatant to have been beaten by a single appendage.
Xessive & MysterD vs Cobra & Scottws in a tag team match.
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The match begins with Xessive and Scottws battling for all that is good. Unexpectedly, though, Scott leaves, running wildly into the woods mumbling something about "getting in touch with nature". Cobra enters the arena, and Xessive tags in D. D takes the advantage, confusing the referee with an insane amount of quotes and terrible (Edit: But awesome in a D way) jokes. Sensing the advantage, Xessive grabs a chair and beats Cobra over the head while the ref is looking the other way.
Another tag team match: gpw & Idol vs Que and Raisa
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and Xessive tags in D. D takes the advantage, confusing the referee with an insane amount of quotes and terrible (Edit: But awesome in a D way) jokes. Sensing the advantage, Xessive grabs a chair and beats Cobra over the head while the ref is looking the other way.
Best distraction ever!
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Drunk Beo vs D, in a battle of words. GO.
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Drunk Beo vs D, in a battle of words. GO.
Wait...why is it not a Drunk MyD? :o