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Title: i bought something...
Post by: beo on Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
it starts with fle and ends in ght. any guesses?
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:21:02 AM
What's really fucking scary is I think I figured it out.  There are actually rather few good combinations of words that would work there.  Damn the internet.  I shouldn't have been able to guess that.  I assume I'm right since I can't think of any other word combo that would fit something that would qualify for a Beo purchase.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: ren on Monday, January 11, 2010, 03:50:02 PM
What's really fucking scary is I think I figured it out.  There are actually rather few good combinations of words that would work there.  Damn the internet.  I shouldn't have been able to guess that.  I assume I'm right since I can't think of any other word combo that would fit something that would qualify for a Beo purchase.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, January 11, 2010, 04:36:47 PM
Just... please don't let us know how it's working out for you.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, January 11, 2010, 05:09:20 PM
ahaha
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: beo on Monday, January 11, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
you're all such prudes - no way you're getting my video review now.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, January 11, 2010, 06:18:53 PM
it starts with fle and ends in ght. any guesses?

Oh God, I wish I could un-read that.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: scottws on Monday, January 11, 2010, 07:34:49 PM
Video review?  No thanks.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: ScaryTooth on Monday, January 11, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
I love mine.


Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Schlotzky5 on Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:01:54 PM
 :o
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: ren on Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:08:00 PM
I want to know more about using it multiple times and the cleaning process.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: ScaryTooth on Monday, January 11, 2010, 09:08:29 PM
It's dishwasher safe.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:49:38 PM
Remind me never to eat dinner at Scary's house.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: beo on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 03:27:20 AM
I want to know more about using it multiple times and the cleaning process.

the inner sleave comes out for washing. i stick the vag end over the end of a tap and let it run for a couple of minutes, then turn it inside out and shake it dry.

also, it's awesome. if you like orgasms and don't have regular access to a vagina, there is no reason not to own one. every girl i know seems to own at least one vibrator - i think it's time to even the score.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: scottws on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 06:12:05 AM
Guys like it when girls have vibrators.  Girls run for the hills when they find out a guy has a fleshlight.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: beo on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 06:23:10 AM
only the prudish ones, and i have no interest in them. it'll be a good filtering mechanism... although to be honest, i doubt it's something i'll bring up straight away when meeting women.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 08:23:18 AM
I just learned a new word today.  Thank you, Scott.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:02:43 AM
Girls?
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:19:31 AM
No, it was "vibrators".  I need to look that one up.   :P
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 10:34:47 AM
So you knew what a fleshlight was before you learned what a vibrator was?














interesting...
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 11:38:16 AM
Uh . . . yeah!  That's it.  I had no idea what a vibrator was until this thread.  Never seen one in a movie, or internet porn, or anything.  I'm sooo cloistered.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 12:13:32 PM
Did MysterD hack your account?  :P
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:11:52 PM
I was starting to think he hacked into yours.  :D
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:27:49 PM
No, it was "vibrators".  I need to look that one up.   :P

I was continuing your joke. :P
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:34:10 PM
Follow the emoticons. They will lead you to D.
Title: Re: i bought something...
Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 02:45:34 PM
Hahaha!  Ghandi wins.