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Title: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, January 24, 2010, 10:20:02 PM

I'm sure you've heard the commercials, and the phrasing of this symptom puzzles me. Even if you are having marathon sex with two hot, insatiable coeds, a four-hour erection seems insane. It's like they consider the 3-hour mark tolerable.

But even worse is that they advertise at all hours. God help you if you want to watch a baseball game with your kid, you will be bombarded with this shit.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: scottws on Sunday, January 24, 2010, 10:27:59 PM

"Daddy, what's an erection?"

Good times.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: Quemaqua on Sunday, January 24, 2010, 11:49:37 PM

During baseball, at least you'd have a ready baseball bat analogy handy.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, January 25, 2010, 12:16:33 AM

Quote from: Quemaqua on Sunday, January 24, 2010, 11:49:37 PM

During baseball, at least you'd have a ready baseball bat analogy handy.

I'd like to hear one example that doesn't sound creepy.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: beo on Monday, January 25, 2010, 03:30:02 AM

this thread confuses me.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: Cobra951 on Monday, January 25, 2010, 07:41:43 AM

If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, call more women.

Title: Re: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....
Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, January 25, 2010, 07:55:51 AM

There is sage advice.