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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: idolminds on Friday, March 19, 2010, 09:09:46 AM

Title: Tuscan Whole Milk
Post by: idolminds on Friday, March 19, 2010, 09:09:46 AM

Do not taunt Tuscan Whole Milk. (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1268701894&sr=8-1&tag=dealswoot-20)

The reviews, man. Read the reviews.

Title: Re: Tuscan Whole Milk
Post by: Cobra951 on Friday, March 19, 2010, 09:39:17 AM

Quote

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
. . .

Quoth the serpent, "oh, there's more!"

Loved Edgar's review.  :)

Title: Re: Tuscan Whole Milk
Post by: Quemaqua on Friday, March 19, 2010, 09:25:05 PM

Haha, that was fantastic.  It helps that I'm slightly drunk, but really, that was fantastic.  The punchline was a beaut.