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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ghandi on Sunday, March 28, 2010, 09:18:50 PM
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WTF IS GOING ON
Edit: OH MY JESUS WHAT AM I GETTING YELLED AT FOR
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You poor bastard. If only I could have warned you.
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Okay, okay. Calm down motherfucker. There is only one thing you can do to make this right...you gotta walk away. No matter what kind of stupid shit they are saying or how much you feel like you have to defend yourself, don't. Also, don't apologize for shit. Just remove yourself from the situation entirely and let the whole thing blow over. Seriously.
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My goats never yelled at me.
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Actually it wasn't too bad. I was drunk and said something stupid. And it ended in sex. But that was after an hour of talking my way out of the situation.
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I hate you.
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No, no, no. You said something funny. Don't let her win bro.
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Shit. I just got a "are you in class or at work? We should talk..." email.
Lets see how long I can put this off for.
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Ughh...
I hate the "we need to talk..." crap.
It always ends up with me being told I suck at communication and her all angry at me for some stupid reason.
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Haha. It ALWAYS involves me asking "what this is really about" and then finding out and thinking chicks are at least half retarded.
Or being completely wrong.
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You know what's not a stereotype?
PMS.
It is real and it is fucked up for men to be around.
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hahaha funny... sometimes women just like to rant because they need to rant.. so just shut up and let them rant.. then they'll go "whew" if they think you're not listening, it gets worse.. but PMS is a pain in the butt.. for women too.
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ahahaha.
On a side note, having the conversation RIGHT NOW. Not the kind of thing I can really throw down the "What's this really about'...yet. I'll see what I can do.
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just give her a hug when she finishes.. sometimes they just want to have a "talk" and make it sound serious but they just want to feel important.. go figure..
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I slipped "is there something else going on?" in there; so far, it's been ignored.
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good luck.. maybe she's just going nuts cause it's full moon??? don't ask her that though or she'll majorly flip haha
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just give her a hug when she finishes.. sometimes they just want to have a "talk" and make it sound serious but they just want to feel important.. go figure..
This isn't an in-person conversation. She recently moved about 400KM away temporarily to take care of her grandparents. The conversation is about how she doesn't know when she's coming back. Originally she was supposed to be up there for a couple months, and then it got pushed back to just under a year, and now she's saying she doesn't know when she's back.
Sooooooo, now I'm in a very difficult position.
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ahahaha.
On a side note, having the conversation RIGHT NOW. Not the kind of thing I can really throw down the "What's this really about'...yet. I'll see what I can do.
I hope this conversation with her is over the internet, and not face to face, while you are delivering to us the play-by-play on OW. :P
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haha. certainly not face to face.
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My "we need to talk" moment came only once, and that's all it took despite never having a problem in the relationship.
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I'm now posturing to drop the break up bomb. I think I'm going to feel like an asshole no matter how this works out.
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Oh, I thought it was sounding like she was about to drop that bomb.
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Well, it's a tough one. Should could be trying to get me to do it. That's usually what I do. Generally, it seems like a situational thing though, and it's really the only not stupid option for me right now. I'm not going to be in a long distance relationship for an undetermined amount of time. That's fucking retarded.
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AAAAND BOMB DROPPED....I think.
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she'll say you're a jackass for dropping the bomb and being selfish hahaha.. but then she probably wanted to be the one to call it off?
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No she's being really cool about it......TOO COOL. SOMETHING IS UP.
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I just accused her of this being about my penis. It went over well. TOO WELL. I AM VERY SUSPICIOUS NOW.
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Haha...well I'd just let it be if you didn't like her that much anyways. Looking too far into it is just going to get you pissed off probably.
Edit: Also, "we need to talk" really means "I need to talk about stupid shit and you need to listen or else". For women to realize how much it pisses us off, an equivalent statement by a man would be "I need a blowjob while I play this game and a sandwich thanks".
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And done and done.
It's been like 18 months....I better still have game or I'm fucked.
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Be interested and make her feel special. Not that hard.
Just don't whip out the junk right away. I think that's where you usually go wrong.
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Wrong? That's the litmus test for the effort to sex ratio. They're the ones who fuck it up.
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It's also the one time where you would much rather hear a scream than a laugh.
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Not when your dick has be nitrogenized.
Side note: I made an awesome joke in class the other day about how I'm not allowed to be near children. This is a secondary degree program, so the youngest person is like 25 and the average age is probably 30. You could totally tell which ones had kids and which ones didn't by their reactions.
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Side note: I made an awesome joke in class the other day about how I'm not allowed to be near children. This is a secondary degree program, so the youngest person is like 25 and the average age is probably 30. You could totally tell which ones had kids and which ones didn't by their reactions.
I find it wildly amusing how sensitive parents can be when it comes to the topic of children in general.
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Not when your dick has be nitrogenized.
Side note: I made an awesome joke in class the other day about how I'm not allowed to be near children. This is a secondary degree program, so the youngest person is like 25 and the average age is probably 30. You could totally tell which ones had kids and which ones didn't by their reactions.
Now now... the outside world is not OW. The outside world may not like these jokes.
I find it wildly amusing how sensitive parents can be when it comes to the topic of children in general.
As funny as I find these jokes myself, I can see why parents would be upset. :P
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Don't cut of your penis! (http://guyism.com/2010/03/teen-cuts-off-dong-throws-it-down-a-well-after-rejected-by-girl.html)
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Wait... you said don't, right? Just trying to be sure on this one.