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Title: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 11:11:15 PM

Donkey Punch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE)

I've seen at least one movie with the exact same plot cat and mouse on a yacht before, and I know I've seen previews for at least one other.  Who would want to make an....oh wait, this one revolves around a donkey punch gone wrong.  Okay.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: W7RE on Monday, April 12, 2010, 01:04:23 AM

This sort of makes me think "Dead Calm prequel". The ridiculous part is the donkey punch though, rofl. Now I sort of want to see this just to see how bad it is.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: Cobra951 on Monday, April 12, 2010, 04:03:25 AM

Hmm . . . ohhh-kay. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)  New term for me.  More to come as humanity continues to devolve, I'm sure.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: Pugnate on Monday, April 12, 2010, 05:19:38 AM

Thanks for clearing that up Cobra.

Yea wtf indeed.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, April 12, 2010, 07:01:22 AM

I lose my faith in humanity anew.  Thanks for that.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, April 12, 2010, 09:35:28 AM

Quote from: Cobra951 on Monday, April 12, 2010, 04:03:25 AM

Hmm . . . ohhh-kay. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)  New term for me.  More to come as humanity continues to devolve, I'm sure.

That picture is just...wow...

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: scottws on Tuesday, April 13, 2010, 05:31:23 AM

I think one of the saddest things is how long the Wikipedia article is.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: W7RE on Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 09:44:34 PM

I saw this movie last night. I just had to see how bad it was. I was actually surprised at how NOT bad it is. Don't get me wrong, it's not very good either, but it's not as cringe-worthy as it sounds. To be honest the biggest stretch in the whole thing was the circumstances in which someone would commit murder. I guess they figured once one person is dead anyone is willing to kill.

Basically the donkey punch is brought up during some idle chatter about dirty sanchez and other sexual acts, but with the general attitude of it being taboo. Really? You can talk about a dirty sanchez, but when someone says donkey punch, it's "really man, there's ladies present." So then when 3 guys and 2 girls decide to have an orgy in the bedroom, a younger and less experienced guy takes "do her harder" and "you're about to come? You know what to do" to mean he should donkey punch her, and of course he breaks her neck.

Really, aside from what I've mentioned, it all seems relatively believable. Well, except the part where 3 girls go out to sea on a yacht with 4 guys they just met. Or maybe I'm running the the wrong (right?) circles of friends.


Don't get me wrong. The movie is not good. It's just not THAT bad.

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: idolminds on Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 10:05:59 PM

I don't think your description helps elevate it above "THAT bad."

Title: Re: Um..worst movie idea ever
Post by: W7RE on Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 10:34:34 PM

haha