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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Wednesday, November 01, 2006, 01:05:09 PM
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PayPal's San Jose headquarters was bombed Tuesday night. The bomb had been placed outside the conference center exit and the blast shattered one window in the four-story 100,000 square-foot building. Twenty-six employees were inside the building, but no one was hurt.
Even though employees called 911, the fire department was already responding because the explosion activated the broken glass sensors and smoke alarms. All employees were quickly evacuated, but returned to work in the morning.
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...one window? That guy must suck at making bombs.
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Or maybe that was just the warning salvo? Un-fuckup my accounts, or else!
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Or else what? Exactly!
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Or he'll blow up one window a day, every day until every window on the planet is gone.
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Then all that we'll have left are a bunch of buildings with holes in them. DAMN YOU, PAYPAL!
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I don't mind that he tried to blow up PayPal, I'm just annoyed by his ineffectiveness. Does no one know how to make a proper bomb anymore?
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anarchist's cookbook is your friend.
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Or else what? Exactly!
hahahahaha Man I miss our Southpark days.
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hahahahaha Man I miss our Southpark days.
Haha "We love you Randy! Make love to me Randy, please!" Man, we had a lotta good South Park days :P
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Guess the stories on paypalsucks.com are true...