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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: nickclone on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 10:41:12 AM
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Ok, I'm house sitting and some of the pets happen to be dogs, one of which is in heat. Anyways, I've got two dead fish since I've been house sitting (little brother doesn't take care of them, I'm positive they were dead before), a dead chicken (it was pecked to death by the others, not my fault), but here is the kicker:
I'm supposed to keep the in heat female away from one other dog, however, he was clearly out running from his locked cage. There is a hole underneath that I was told he could never get out of (the dog is massive), but after inspecting the area, he couldn't have gotten out any other way. Which leads me to my question:
I put the horny male back in his cage to see if he can get out, if he can get out, I'll let it go an hope he breaks free when they get back. However, please help me.
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Thanks...they also have a cat which I've never seen.
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You could feed the dogs the dead fish and chicken. That would keep them busy.
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Can't you put a wall between the dogs?
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What was the question?
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I'm guessing he wants suggestions re what he can solve. There is no solution for death.
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one of these
(http://api.ning.com/files/diVYQwmaM2Z5frf0482YUwt*DoDNzG0BI-VeNwllO*ZxqYhCPMTJXIi2oB2Ub64mTr*WGHZJiJjAJjHquEMuhvqmXVLZTSIW/necronomicon1.jpg)
and one of these
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377_coat_hanger.jpg)
should do the trick.
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You guys suck! There was a wall, but the horny dog got to the dog in in heat. Whether or not she's knocked up...I don't know. My main concern is my failure to attempt at the house sitting game. I've slammed face first into "Murphy's Law", but I refuse to take the blame on what clearly isn't my fault, but will be passed onto me.
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You could just lie.
"Anything happen?"
"Nope."
If the dog gets pregnant and they try to blame you, tell them it must have happened some other time since nothing happened on your watch.
And if they don't want puppies then why not get their dogs fixed? Then its a non-issue.
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That was my plan, I just saw how the horn dog escaped, so I'll allow him to do that when they get back...I think they'll catch on.
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You could always fetch a pair of garden scissors and play doctor.
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Is there a morning after pill for dogs?