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Title: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, September 05, 2010, 10:30:41 PM
Just saw that you registered.

Just want to give you a heads up on some of the people on here.

Pugnate: Runs a goat-smuggling business into the U.S. Nobody really knows what they are used for but there are rumors.

Cobra: Brilliant, yet deadly. DO NOT ARGUE WITH HIM. Phalangal destruction will ensue.

Quemaqua: Too lovey-dovey. It gets on people's nerves.

Idolminds: Lives with 23 barely-legal beautiful women. Posts here to escape the utter insanity.

Gpw: Liquid nitrogen salesman. According to him, any disease is curable with liquid nitrogen.

Sy: Beat me badly at WC3 years ago. Suspected of being Asian.

Pyro: Will sleep with anything that moves, no kidding. Total slut.

Cools: One of the only men in the world that can get beautiful, bikini-clad women to PAY HIM to photograph them. No one knows how he does it. Most suspect some sort of secret potion.

Beo: British

Nickclone: Black

Wind&Confusion: Superior to you in every way possible.

Raisa: [Top Secret Security Clearance Needed]

Xessive: Totally in need of non-bubbly porn at the moment. Also has questionable business ties with the shady, aforementioned "Pugnate". Intel is questionable at this point. 

MysterD: LOL @ THAT

Belmont: Talk to him if you need to dispose of a body. Dead hookers are heavy, and he is up to the task. Pyro would probably be looking at prison time if it weren't for his expertise.

Scottws: Hiding the fact that he will literally destroy all of this if he wants to.

Dr.Sbaitso: Awesome beyond belief. Doesn't post anymore, presumably because off the smell that Pug's goats left.

iPPi: Asian. He will beat you. I don't even think anyone has challenged him, it's just sort of known that he will kick your ass.

K-Man: The only trained astronaut amongst us. *

MCP: Wins

W7RE: The brains behind the goat-smuggling operation. Also loves Asians. Really shady guy.

Ren: 13 years old. Incapable of growing old. Actually impressive that he has the skills to type at such a young age.

ScaryTooth: Possibly still has a Mohawk. And I think he has an extremely attractive wife. Also presumably well sculpted. Just imagine him as an out-of-shape 30-year-old man. It won't work but you will feel better about yourself. 

Keebs: If you get him drunk enough he will dress up like a little girl and prance around. Actually, he does that while sober. Basically it's best to always carry around a video camera while near him to make fun of the little Asian man.

*Probably false

Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Xessive on Monday, September 06, 2010, 05:41:59 AM
Welcome to fantasy island!
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: scottws on Monday, September 06, 2010, 06:06:39 AM
Haha, pretty good!
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Cobra951 on Monday, September 06, 2010, 06:19:16 AM
"Phalangal" really is a word.  How about that.  I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: iPPi on Monday, September 06, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
:)
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: PyroMenace on Monday, September 06, 2010, 09:54:43 AM
Anyone down for some man humping?
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: angrykeebler on Monday, September 06, 2010, 10:25:19 AM
THANKS




THANKS A LOT





THANKS A LOT FOR FORGETTING ME
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, September 06, 2010, 10:40:32 AM
THANKS




THANKS A LOT





THANKS A LOT FOR FORGETTING ME

I even told him that he forgot you!  You know what he said?  He was all like "Keebs fucking cheats at DoD and shouldn't be on the list".  I fought hard for you but then I remembered the time I stabbed you but still ended up dying.  I think he might be on to something.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: angrykeebler on Monday, September 06, 2010, 01:12:04 PM
we should play DOD again and settle this once and for all
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, September 06, 2010, 01:21:03 PM
true dat yo
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Ghandi on Monday, September 06, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
THANKS




THANKS A LOT





THANKS A LOT FOR FORGETTING ME

Everyone would feel bad for you if they weren't reveling in their smug sense of superiority.

I added you, but only because these boards can't handle more than one sobbing man-child at a time.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, September 09, 2010, 11:32:15 PM
Hahaha... beautiful.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: ren on Friday, September 10, 2010, 07:58:49 AM
I have actually recently lost a few years and am now only eleven.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: JacksRag(e) on Tuesday, September 14, 2010, 02:40:34 PM

Keebs: If you get him drunk enough he will dress up like a little girl and prance around. Actually, he does that while sober. Basically it's best to always carry around a video camera while near him to make fun of the little Asian man.


It's not even funny how true that is.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, September 18, 2010, 07:25:16 PM
Haha, it's hoob!  I like how he shows up just to throw a jab.
Title: Re: Welcome wuzyla55!
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, September 22, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
Just saw that you registered.

Just want to give you a heads up on some of the people on here.

Pugnate: Runs a goat-smuggling business into the U.S. Nobody really knows what they are used for but there are rumors.


One of my major customers:

(http://www.bydio.com/images/20070429-ahmadinejad-sexy-goat.jpg)