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Title: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 05:55:03 AM
But funny...

An Asian man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man said, “Okay. I wish my sexual organs could touch the ground.”

So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: angrykeebler on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 07:11:07 AM
inb4 keebs is that asian man
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Post by: sirean_syan on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 07:47:58 AM
This story is false. An Asian without legs would still not have genitals that touch the ground.
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Post by: Xessive on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 09:55:32 AM
Haha I love these little silly jokes :P

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Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Pugnate on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
All three of you made me laugh. Well done.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Quemaqua on Thursday, November 04, 2010, 06:15:35 PM
Haha, good thread for a Thursday night when Friday just isn't quite here yet.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 05, 2010, 07:58:53 AM
If this was facebook, I would have "liked" Que's comment.
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Post by: sirean_syan on Friday, November 05, 2010, 08:43:28 AM
If this was Facebook, I'd have to stab myself in the stomach.
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Post by: PyroMenace on Friday, November 05, 2010, 09:38:57 AM
If I was Que, I would have "liked" Sy's comment.
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Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 05, 2010, 09:45:50 AM
If I was beo, I'd probably be banging someone right about now.
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Post by: idolminds on Friday, November 05, 2010, 09:49:00 AM
If I was liked, I'd Facebook the....wait, where was I going with this?
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Post by: angrykeebler on Friday, November 05, 2010, 02:13:57 PM
If I was MysterD, I'd have responded with an inane comment.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 05, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
If I were angrykeebler, I'd check if my hot Greek girlfriend had any friends for my best mate, Pug.
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Post by: angrykeebler on Friday, November 05, 2010, 03:42:38 PM
If I were Pugnate, I'd just go crazy with the prostitutes.
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Post by: Pugnate on Friday, November 05, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
If I were Ren., I'd be having bad flashbacks from my days in China.
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Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, November 08, 2010, 09:39:02 AM
If I were in China, I'd be bringing prostitutes into ren's room and sleeping with them on his bed.
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Post by: Ace_O_Spades on Monday, November 08, 2010, 11:52:48 PM
If I were in Que's bed, he wouldn't realize it until it was too late!
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Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
If I had a party at my place, I would not invite Ace for fear that he would be hiding in my bed trying to rape me.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: Ghandi on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
If I had a party at my place, I would not invite Ace for fear that he would be hiding in my bed trying to rape me.

We all know you can't rape the willing.
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Post by: Cobra951 on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
Quote from: TheOtherBelmont on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 11:39:06 AM
We all know you can't rape the willing.

:-[

Quote from: Cobra951 on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.

I'm trying to figure out if that is a compliment or not.
Title: Re: This is pretty stupid
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 05:25:30 PM
Quote from: Cobra951 on Tuesday, November 09, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
If I were hiding in someone's bed, it wouldn't be Ghandi's.

haha this is unintentionally creepy.