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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Tuesday, September 12, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
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Linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1992159.html?menu=news.quirkies)
Wife chopped off late hubby's willy
A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.
Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.
She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.
Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.
She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."
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As a male, all I can say is thank god he was already dead.
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Haha, that's a pretty funny story actually.
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I dunno'. That's creepy as fuck, and really weird, but I mean... why arrest her for that? Okay, so she wants to keep her husband's package around. That doesn't really seem like something worth arresting somebody over, does it? It's not like he's going to need it, and if there was anybody on earth that had rights to it, it was her.
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Unfortunately I have a feeling that she would infect herself with it.
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Unfortunately I have a feeling that she would infect herself with it.
.... interesting choice of words there.
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::)
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That is pretty creepy. I mean imagine walking into someone's house to find a penis in a jar on the mantle!
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Or put in a bottle of tequila and call it a worm?
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lol
I think it is funny that she talks about the petnames for his penis in public. "Joystick" and what not.
I am cool with petnames for penises, but keep that behind closed doors..
*will never give up his petname for his member*
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:o
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Ok, fine. I named him Pug.
:-[
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Well I do have a small stature.
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I call mine Gargantua of the Ninth Circle. WEEP, MORTALS, AND FEAR!
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You have a giant penis from hell?
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Yes. Yes I do.
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I don't see any way this thread can continue.
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i am in denial this thread even exists... but, Pug, i think you can keep this going.
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Question: Why does Raisa want to see this thread continue?
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She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. :-\
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She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. :-\
How dare you, sir! Pugnacio does his best to prolong the life of unwanted threads, he gives us results! And you sit here and sully his good name! I will not stand for it! I shall remain seated. Please continue Lord Pugnacio.
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She doesn't. She just thinks you're a sick bastard and are capable of doing so. :-\
I call mine Gargantua of the Ninth Circle. WEEP, MORTALS, AND FEAR!
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:-[