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Title: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: nickclone on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 05:31:43 PM: Now, before you all start trying to find out my real name and location to "save" me, let me just say this is all hypothetical. However, if you were to kill yourself, how would you want to go out? I've whittled my choices down to three:

1. I would love to jump out of a plane without a parachute. I think it would be fun to have several minutes of "freedom" before I join the otherside. Think about it, you get to fly (or float) around for a little bit and then its just done. Its like some just turned off the lights, quick and painless. Unfortunately, I'm quite vain, but dying this way doesn't leave a very pretty corpse.

2. I wouldn't mind being ejected into to space, maybe fall out of the airlock of a space craft and let the universe have its way with me. I don't think I would explode (I've heard many ways of how its supposed to happen), but however it happens, I've heard its pretty quick. Not to mention it would be cool to be the first person to actually die in space.

3. Suicide by cop! For those of you who don't know what this is, its when you let (or make) the cops kill you. The only reason why I would pick this one is so I could make the news or go down in history, so I would have to do a major crime or put up one hell of a fight. I'm not sure how the corpse would look, but I think its worth it.

So, how would you guys want to go all in?
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Cools! on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 05:39:51 PM: I like the plane idea, though I think you'd probably die from a heart attack rather than the actual impact so I'm not sure how long the moment would last.

I think if I was serious about, I'd pop some sleeping pills and put a bag over my head (duck tape it air tight). Simple and painless.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Xessive on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:09:08 PM: I hear the cyanide pill is a quick and painless way to go. If I had to die I'll try to be productive, like die for a cause (protesting oppression, human rights, or trees or something) or die while leaving a cryptic message that people will try to solve. I'd hate to die feeling like I was completely useless.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:21:44 PM: Hand to hand combat with a grizzly bear.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Xessive on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:24:12 PM: Quote from: TheOtherBelmont on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:21:44 PM
Hand to hand combat with a grizzly bear.
Dude, that would be even cool for us to say! "I know a guy who died fighting a grizzly, literally."
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:55:15 PM: Death by snu snu.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: angrykeebler on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:58:39 PM: Quote from: Ghandi on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:55:15 PM
Death by snu snu.

Winner
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Xessive on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 10:17:45 PM: Quote from: Ghandi on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 09:55:15 PM
Death by snu snu.
The spirit is willing but the body is bruised and mushy!
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: PyroMenace on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 11:32:00 PM: Shark surfing.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: idolminds on Monday, March 28, 2011, 05:42:23 AM: Dont watch this at work. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEL4nfSscU)
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Pugnate on Monday, March 28, 2011, 06:28:58 AM: I don't like this thread at all.
Title: Re: How Would You Commit Suicide?
Post by: Cobra951 on Monday, March 28, 2011, 08:03:57 AM: .357 magnum (hollow point) to the base of the brain, through the mouth. Guaranteed not to be a cry for help.

I don't either, Pug.