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Title: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 02:14:41 AM

linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2080358.html?menu=)

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Kidnapper shoots own testicle

A would-be kidnapper shot his own testicle after tucking his gun into the waistband of his trousers.

It happened as three men were attempting to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers in Wichita, Kansas.

One of the three pulled out a gun, fired it at the teen and missed, reports the Wichita Eagle.

The gunman jammed the pistol back into the waistband of his pants - and it went off, hitting him in the left testicle.

The 23-year-old man's reaction to his injury caused the gun to fire again, hitting himself in the left calf.

The man was arrested after he walked into a medical centre seeking help. His companions, ages 18 and 20, were also arrested.

Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: Quemaqua on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 02:20:56 AM
Ah, poetic justice.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: Antares on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 09:45:05 AM
I like how he panicked and shot himself again.  Brilliant.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: idolminds on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 10:12:27 AM
Yeah, being shot a 2nd time made it even funnier.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: Antares on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 10:14:48 AM
It could have only been better if he panicked and shot off his other testicle.  A pleasant side effect would be that the guy would be forever prevented from reproducing.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Sunday, November 19, 2006, 07:35:50 PM
I was thinking that too. The guy came this close to a Darwin Award.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: Cools on Monday, November 20, 2006, 11:00:08 AM
I love how he almost shot someone over SPEAKERS.
Title: Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Monday, November 20, 2006, 07:46:37 PM
I love how he shot himself over speakers.

Twice.