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Title: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, August 18, 2012, 04:43:48 PM
My brother in law is traveling there to pursue higher studies, and is traveling on his own for the first time. He will land there at 10 pm. Safe?
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, August 18, 2012, 04:50:01 PM
I hear they randomly murder people on the street after 9 o'clock.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: ren on Saturday, August 18, 2012, 04:55:05 PM
I don't live in new york but I'd still say safe.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, August 18, 2012, 04:59:13 PM
I hear they randomly murder people on the street after 9 o'clock.

hahaha I know it is probably safe. He is just anxious. He will land in some ghetto area with all his stuff and knows absolutely no one there. :P
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, August 18, 2012, 05:39:05 PM
Step 1: Find bodega. Step 2: Buy butterfly knife. Step 3: Cut fools.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: scottws on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 07:58:47 AM
The mean average life expectancy of a person entering the city of New York is a minute and a half.  Your brother in law is pretty much screwed.

In all seriousness, New York is perfectly fine.  Just tell your brother to not to walk alone down alleys, in shadier parts of the city, or in Central Park at night.  He'll be fine and should enjoy it.  New York is a cool city.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 12:19:35 PM
I know. I mean it is America. And he lives in Pakistan. So yea... :P

Yup he has been warned about Central Park. :)
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Cobra951 on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 02:30:29 PM
Just don't wander into the wrong areas, which basically means stay in the good ones--lit up, clean, denizens look human.  NY is a much better city now than it was 20-30 years ago.  It is a great place to visit, if ridiculously expensive.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 02:38:00 PM
Basically like a regular big city. He is going to be picked up by some distant relatives and has a week to find accommodation. I envy him. I am still in this hell hole. :P
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: angrykeebler on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 10:54:05 PM
The trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Sunday, August 19, 2012, 11:20:57 PM
The trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

hahahahahahah :D

Sometimes I think Keebler isn't so bad.

Then I come to my motherfucking senses.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: angrykeebler on Monday, August 20, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
I've made it my lifes mission to meet you in person one day.







maybe on a bridge?
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Cools! on Monday, August 20, 2012, 02:36:19 PM
Is that how you met Tony Scott?

(too soon?)
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Pugnate on Monday, August 20, 2012, 04:28:12 PM
Is that how you met Tony Scott?

(too soon?)

Never too soon for a good joke.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: shock on Monday, August 20, 2012, 04:52:19 PM
I just moved to NYC.  Big fan so far.  As everyone has said, most of it NYC is safe/interesting/fun.  You'll know pretty quickly if you are somewhere where you probably shouldn't be.

I think the key to integrating into NY is to work on your blank stare.  You'll use this all over the city, but particularly in the subway.  It's a zombie-like forward stare, but be careful not to make eye contact with anyone.  Eyes can be a little glazed over, but you must be somewhat alert.  The goal is to make yourself look as soul-less as possible.  Once you develop this, I'm pretty sure you are 95% of the way to being seen as a New Yorker.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: Cools! on Monday, August 20, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
Sounds like fun!
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: scottws on Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 10:14:38 AM
It's so true though.  When I visited NYC with Jennie, my father-in-law (from New Jersey but worked in NYC) just said not to make eye contact with anyone and just to sort of stare straight ahead.
Title: Re: How many of you in New York?
Post by: MysterD on Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 03:55:21 PM
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How many of you in New York?
Not me.