Author Topic: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps  (Read 3526 times)

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How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 06:54:12 AM »
http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2008/12/cops-women-down.html


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three women (pictured) who attempted to hold up a Dollar Tree store were apprehended less than a mile away from the scene with detailed instructions, which they had downloaded from the internet, on how to commit the robbery, according to cops in Bedford, OH.

Cops say after the trio surrendered tearfully they found a printout of a guide entitled "How to Commit Armed Robbery in Six Easy Steps"in the getaway car.  As you can see from the link, it's not an entirely serious guide, to say the least.

As further proof that these beauts are not the brightest bulbs, they ultimately left the store empty-handed (the manager outwitted them by saying the safe could not be opened) and were arrested.

OK so here is the guide. It is a lot funnier when you think of the three women who read it and took it seriously:

http://www.listentome.net/stuff56.php

Here is a hilarious quote from the guide:

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On a side note, you may want to bring this guide with you in case you get stuck.

....and these idiots actually brought the guide to their robbery.

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 07:06:48 AM »
LOL at the "It was the one armed man!" alibi.

All kinds of awesome.
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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 07:35:33 AM »
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Everybody wants to get rich quick. But who the hell wants to honestly work for it? No one! That's who. You could always turn to the lottery, but we all no you'll never win it loser. "So what's the next logical step?", you ask. "Why, armed robbery of coarse."

Brilliant deduction.  And with such fantastic spelling!

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 07:43:20 AM »
Considering the fact that it was in quotes, I am pretty sure it was deliberate.

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #4 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 08:11:24 PM »
You obviously failed to notice the sentence prior which emphatically states, "but we all no you'll never win it loser."  What it lacks in spelling it makes up for in lack of punctuation.

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #5 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 11:02:51 PM »
Yes I did. Wow.

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #6 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 11:05:47 PM »
Ah, Darwinism. How I love ye.

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Re: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps
« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 15, 2008, 11:06:04 PM »
brb, robbing