Author Topic: Funny or disturbing? You decide.  (Read 1874 times)

Offline Pugnate

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Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 12:42:21 AM »
So I've never told this story here, though all my friends have heard it. I think Xessive probably remembers this one. One of our mutual friends, Umer was in a remote area of Pakistan on tour or something. Anyway he was at a mosque which was near some orphanage or something where a bunch of poor Bangladeshi orphan kids lived. Now it was prayer time, so my friend was praying when he heard a sound...

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO chik chik chik chik CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!

It was the sound of children playing the train game. You know, where children link hands and follow each other pretending to be a train?

Well when he turned around, he saw about ten naked children following each other shouting CHOOOO CHOOO loudly. But when he lowered his eyes he discovered that they weren't holding hands, but had grabbed each other's penises to form the link...

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OK I don't know why I told this story, but it was really funny when I was 18 and had just started college.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 12:55:10 AM »
Homoerotic to the max.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 05:31:41 AM »
Hahaha I love how when we were kids nothing seemed inappropriate! :P I remember "fencing" with our pee :P

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 09:47:09 AM »
*backs away slowly*

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 11:35:31 AM »
I have no problem with kids playing naked train penis game but I just don't want to see it.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 24, 2007, 07:21:02 PM »
I take it you didn't have swordfights as a kid, Pug?
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, May 26, 2007, 06:41:02 AM »


Nope shock, can't say that I have.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 10:56:02 AM »
I dunno man,

coming to this board first thing i see.... :o
Was this what you had in mind? Why do you subject me to this torture?  :P


So I've never told this story here, though all my friends have heard it. I think Xessive probably remembers this one. One of our mutual friends, Umer was in a remote area of Pakistan on tour or something. Anyway he was at a mosque which was near some orphanage or something where a bunch of poor Bangladeshi orphan kids lived. Now it was prayer time, so my friend was praying when he heard a sound...

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO chik chik chik chik CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!

It was the sound of children playing the train game. You know, where children link hands and follow each other pretending to be a train?

Well when he turned around, he saw about ten naked children following each other shouting CHOOOO CHOOO loudly. But when he lowered his eyes he discovered that they weren't holding hands, but had grabbed each other's penises to form the link...

....

OK I don't know why I told this story, but it was really funny when I was 18 and had just started college.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 11:04:41 AM »
Hahaha!  Scaring away noobs, Pug?  Way to go.

Hey, shadowswhisper.  Try reading up on the other threads before you go running for the hills.  On the whole, being here is a good thing.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 11:11:06 AM »
Hahah thanks cobra. ^_^. I bet it is, i still remember some of the discussions we had in alloutgames way back when. pug told me you all migrated here  ;D


Hahaha!  Scaring away noobs, Pug?  Way to go.

Hey, shadowswhisper.  Try reading up on the other threads before you go running for the hills.  On the whole, being here is a good thing.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 11:38:12 AM »
Ah, so you're not such a noob after all.  Heh.  I was there too.  For some reason, I don't remember your name.  Was it the same at AOG?  It does sound familiar, but that could come from anything, even the dog whisperer.   ;D

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 12:22:40 PM »
I have no problem with kids playing naked train penis game but I just don't want to see it.
A few hours ago, this quote made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading the forum for awhile because I would just burst out laughing.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 01:32:04 PM »
Hahah, yeah it was the same. But i left quite long before the whole showdown, so.
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Ah, so you're not such a noob after all.  Heh.  I was there too.  For some reason, I don't remember your name.  Was it the same at AOG?  It does sound familiar, but that could come from anything, even the dog whisperer.   ;D

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 10:56:27 PM »
hahaha Scottws.

Shadows, you know who told me this story... Umer.

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Re: Funny or disturbing? You decide.
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 01:28:24 AM »
Man, I almost feel like we're chillin' in the ISA lounge again :D