Topic: I just got the worst virus email ever

[gpw11]

Hullo Friend,

Your new book has brought a lot of excitement to our editorial staff.
It's certainly this year's best in its genre. You seem to never going to
quit surprising us.
We have made a contract with you and guarantee that the first edition
will total at least 10 million copies.

Enclosed is the approved and edited copy of your amazing book. Thank
you for this paragon of beauty.

Please get in touch with us at your earliest convenience.

Good-bye until next time

Wait, what book?  I better just open this .exe attachment to see if that jogs my memory.



OH FUCK NO! THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

[Ghandi]

"Thank you for this paragon of beauty."

Hahaha...

Some 12-year-old got his hands on a thesaurus. That's cute. 

[scottws]

Obviously the editorial staff doesn't edit e-mails.

[idolminds]

I don't remember writing a book....perhaps I shall open the enclosed YourBook.pdf.exe and it will refresh my memory.

Ohhhh...I remember writing this now....