I was listening to this song to day and realized that it doesn't make any sense. So all the other reindeer hate Rudolph. Fine. But why do they stop hating him just because he gets to pull the sleigh? Shouldn't they be jealous? The only way that this would make them happy is if they hate pulling Santa's fat ass around. In which case Rudolph is just a sucker, a distraction from the fact that the reindeer are not loyal, but are in fact slaves, unwilling to participate in the sleigh-pulling process unless forced to do so.
Discuss.